1 00:02:04,386 --> 00:02:06,710 Can I have a black coffee with sugar, please? 2 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,876 See that glass up front? 3 00:02:08,886 --> 00:02:10,376 Yeah, a window popped out of the 12th floor this morning. 4 00:02:10,386 --> 00:02:13,876 Can you believe that? Any one of us could've been under it when it fell. 5 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:15,251 Probably not the idiot that installed it. 6 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:16,886 He's probably home in bed right now sleeping. 7 00:02:46,636 --> 00:02:48,626 One second you're walking down State Street minding your own business, 8 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,918 the next second, bam! Shredded beef. 9 00:02:50,928 --> 00:02:53,043 Makes you think, doesn't it? 10 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:56,459 I mean, we all have things we want to do in this life. I do, you do. 11 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:58,918 Before we get a chance to do 'em, some window falls on us. 12 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:01,209 Some truck flattens you or you catch some disease. 13 00:03:01,219 --> 00:03:03,710 Oh! 14 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,761 Not contagious. 15 00:03:08,928 --> 00:03:10,918 Now, Marty here... Oh, Carl, you know Martin Harvey? 16 00:03:10,928 --> 00:03:13,251 Sixteenth floor, new products? Marty, Carl Preston. 17 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,459 Marty wants to write a novel. I mean, that's what he told me. 18 00:03:15,469 --> 00:03:16,543 So, what are you gonna write about, Marty? 19 00:03:16,553 --> 00:03:18,626 Adventures in new product development? 20 00:03:18,636 --> 00:03:19,793 No, no, I just said someday... 21 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:22,043 Well, my point exactly, "someday." 22 00:03:22,053 --> 00:03:25,043 Martin Harvey? Sign on the line. 23 00:03:25,053 --> 00:03:27,168 Someday I'll retire to Wisconsin. 24 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:29,668 Someday we'll all have more time for our kids. 25 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:32,251 Someday Marty will do something worth writing about. 26 00:03:32,261 --> 00:03:35,293 Well, what if someday never comes and this is all there is, huh? Huh? 27 00:03:35,303 --> 00:03:37,127 Oh, my floor. Coming through. 28 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:39,303 Come on, folks, let's go, step lively. Come on, coming off. 29 00:04:02,678 --> 00:04:03,761 Going down! 30 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:11,127 Junk! 31 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:12,511 How much junk can one person carry? 32 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,459 I'm com... Oh, God! 33 00:04:23,469 --> 00:04:25,344 Caroline, I asked you to do... 34 00:04:26,678 --> 00:04:27,918 Yes! 35 00:04:27,928 --> 00:04:29,585 Oh. 36 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:30,636 Hi, Mrs. Holtzman, how are you? 37 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,137 Oh! 38 00:04:51,261 --> 00:04:54,543 Well, it's not gonna happen at that price. That's all there is to it. 39 00:04:54,553 --> 00:04:58,459 Katherine, I have a couple of pieces of really big news. 40 00:04:58,469 --> 00:04:59,543 Uh, yeah, well, let's see here. 41 00:04:59,553 --> 00:05:05,668 You've got 532 square feet. 42 00:05:05,678 --> 00:05:10,376 Right. So there's no way you're gonna come in under $1,600. 43 00:05:10,386 --> 00:05:13,710 Right, uh-huh. 44 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,835 Well, I do too, but listen, I've just got one word to say to you... 45 00:05:16,845 --> 00:05:18,178 And that's... Congoleum! 46 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:20,886 Right. 47 00:05:22,595 --> 00:05:24,710 Uh-huh. 48 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,876 Well, no, no. Clearly we both prefer tile. 49 00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:28,886 I mean, there's just no question. 50 00:05:33,428 --> 00:05:34,585 You know what, Mrs. Holtzman, I'm gonna call you right back. 51 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,293 Is that all right? 52 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:39,668 Great. Because... No. And don't sign anything till you talk to me. 53 00:05:39,678 --> 00:05:42,209 Great. Great. 54 00:05:42,219 --> 00:05:44,251 Mmm-hmm. 55 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,928 Fine, great. Okay, okay, soon. Bye. 56 00:05:52,137 --> 00:05:53,428 Martin? 57 00:05:55,428 --> 00:05:56,761 What is he doing home so early? 58 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:01,960 I'm home! 59 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,085 Martin? 60 00:06:03,095 --> 00:06:04,751 Mom? 61 00:06:04,761 --> 00:06:05,803 Martin! Mom! 62 00:06:07,761 --> 00:06:10,043 Martin! Mom! 63 00:06:10,053 --> 00:06:11,303 What are you doing up there? 64 00:06:12,845 --> 00:06:14,168 Do you remember my Uncle William? 65 00:06:14,178 --> 00:06:17,293 The guy who ran off, sailed off in 1962 and never came back? 66 00:06:17,303 --> 00:06:18,137 Yeah. 67 00:06:19,928 --> 00:06:22,960 Oh, no, don't tell me. He's back? 68 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:26,168 Well, oh. Let me guess. He's coming here for a visit, right? 69 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:27,960 Honey, I can't. I really can't. 70 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,501 This has just been the worst possible week. 71 00:06:30,511 --> 00:06:31,960 Don't worry, he's not coming to visit. 72 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,178 Well, thank God. He's dead. 73 00:06:34,511 --> 00:06:35,428 Oh. Oh, God. 74 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:46,585 There I am the last time I saw him. 75 00:06:46,595 --> 00:06:47,793 Look at you. 76 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:49,876 Yeah, and he left us that. 77 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:51,960 What? An old boat steering wheel? 78 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:53,459 No. It's not just the helm. 79 00:06:53,469 --> 00:06:54,511 It's everything the helm is attached to. 80 00:06:55,928 --> 00:06:58,209 You inherited an old boat. 81 00:06:58,219 --> 00:06:59,803 Wow. We're getting a boat? Too cool! 82 00:07:03,012 --> 00:07:06,002 Ben, remember our discussion about eavesdropping? 83 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:08,668 Okay. But we're getting a boat? 84 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,501 Uh, your father and I have to talk about it. 85 00:07:10,511 --> 00:07:11,678 All right, we're getting a boat. 86 00:07:14,178 --> 00:07:15,835 It's not just an old boat. 87 00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:18,501 He bought it from the Clark Gable estate, for God's sake! 88 00:07:18,511 --> 00:07:21,085 Are you serious? Absolutely. So I phoned three boat brokers. 89 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:24,668 She's worth over a quarter of a million dollars. 90 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,501 Get out of here! 91 00:07:26,511 --> 00:07:28,334 Honey, we can really use that money! 92 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:30,127 Yeah. 93 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:32,334 We can get out from under the second on the house 94 00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:34,835 and pay off the credit card debt. Oh, this is great. 95 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:36,344 How quick can we sell it? 96 00:07:37,886 --> 00:07:41,751 Well, there's, uh... There's one little catch. 97 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:45,585 It's... It's on this island, San Pomme de Terre. 98 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,876 Doesn't that sound romantic? 99 00:07:46,886 --> 00:07:47,918 That means potato. 100 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:49,835 No, it doesn't. 101 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,960 Now, it has to be brought to Miami if we want to sell it. 102 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:54,251 Yes, it does, honey. It means Saint Potato. 103 00:07:54,261 --> 00:07:56,710 Katherine, it's not the point, really, okay? 104 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,418 The point is, we can sail it ourselves. 105 00:07:59,428 --> 00:08:01,918 We don't know anything about sailing! 106 00:08:01,928 --> 00:08:03,751 We don't have to because it's got an engine. 107 00:08:03,761 --> 00:08:06,501 You know, we can put it under power until we get the hang of sailing. 108 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:08,501 Honey, I don't care if it has an engine or not. 109 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:09,876 We don't know how to drive a boat! 110 00:08:09,886 --> 00:08:11,002 Yeah, well, I figured that out. 111 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,751 You see, the Caribbean is filled with boat captains. 112 00:08:12,761 --> 00:08:14,418 So, what we do is we hire a boat captain. 113 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:17,585 He takes the boat to Miami with us, 114 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:19,251 teaching us how to sail at the same time. See? 115 00:08:19,261 --> 00:08:20,751 Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 116 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:24,428 Thirty, 45 days under sail. An adventure! 117 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:26,585 Oh. 118 00:08:26,595 --> 00:08:27,876 Mmm. 119 00:08:27,886 --> 00:08:29,585 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 120 00:08:29,595 --> 00:08:30,918 Mmm-mmm. 121 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,002 What do you mean, "Mmm-mmm"? 122 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,751 Well, what could I mean? 123 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:36,668 Mmm-mmm. No. Honey, we can't do this right now. 124 00:08:36,678 --> 00:08:38,876 I mean, we can't do it. 125 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,918 This is what we'll do. We'll get a boat mover. 126 00:08:40,928 --> 00:08:42,585 Mmm. 127 00:08:42,595 --> 00:08:44,043 They've gotta have them, right? Yeah. 128 00:08:44,053 --> 00:08:45,501 And we'll just have the boat mover bring it from there to us... 129 00:08:45,511 --> 00:08:47,376 No, you're missing the whole point. 130 00:08:47,386 --> 00:08:49,720 It's about a spontaneous moment here that we just grab at. 131 00:08:51,553 --> 00:08:54,668 We'll be spontaneous when we have time, okay? 132 00:08:54,678 --> 00:08:56,960 Can I speak to Jason, please? This is Ben Harvey. 133 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,251 Oh, and it's kind of important. 134 00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:01,251 ...we gotta pay taxes... Of course, we have to pay taxes. 135 00:09:01,261 --> 00:09:03,002 And, I mean, who knows how much we're actually gonna net. 136 00:09:03,012 --> 00:09:04,960 It's not about money. I'm talking about a lifetime experience. 137 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,845 Jason, guess what? We're getting a boat, man! 138 00:09:08,303 --> 00:09:09,585 - Got to go. - I'll call you back. 139 00:09:09,595 --> 00:09:11,085 Okay, who was thoughtless enough 140 00:09:11,095 --> 00:09:13,626 to put food on the kitchen table? 141 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,595 Did you do this? 142 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:16,636 Do what, Mom? 143 00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:25,459 All my modifications are washed off. Katherine... 144 00:09:25,469 --> 00:09:27,960 It's a week's worth of work. And it's gone. 145 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:29,127 Katherine, honest to God, listen to yourself right now. 146 00:09:29,137 --> 00:09:30,626 Dad... You know? 147 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,626 Floor coverings and window treatments have now become 148 00:09:32,636 --> 00:09:34,710 the biggest thing in your life. Dad? 149 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,585 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! 150 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:39,127 Dad! Ben, would you please stop interrupting? 151 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,668 We're trying to have a family discussion here. 152 00:09:40,678 --> 00:09:43,918 What about your job, huh? What about my clients? 153 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:47,418 And let's talk about the fact that we have children that are in school! 154 00:09:47,428 --> 00:09:48,334 Oh, we'll take 'em out of the school. Awesome! 155 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:50,127 Oh, come on! 156 00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:51,876 Oh, you think we're getting our educational dollars' worth here? 157 00:09:51,886 --> 00:09:53,334 What's two plus three? Uh... 158 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,710 At least we're gonna broaden their horizons. 159 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,209 Five! Atta boy. You know... 160 00:09:57,219 --> 00:10:00,334 Don't you try to guilt trip me over this. 161 00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:02,127 I'm not trying to guilt trip you into anything. That's totally... 162 00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:04,418 Yes, you are. You are. You always do this to me. 163 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:06,168 Look, it is pathetic, Katherine. 164 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:08,678 We have an 11-year-old boy and a 16-year-old daughter who know nothing about life. 165 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,835 Give me a sec to tell 'em, okay? 166 00:10:20,845 --> 00:10:22,012 This is so cool! 167 00:10:24,386 --> 00:10:26,793 What can I say to make you at least consider it? 168 00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:29,293 I can't think of anything that anyone could say 169 00:10:29,303 --> 00:10:31,209 to make me want to drop everything, 170 00:10:31,219 --> 00:10:32,501 go to the other side of the world 171 00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:35,710 to a place that no one's ever even heard of. 172 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,127 Oh, Mom, Dad, guess what? 173 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,386 I got engaged. 174 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:48,553 Yo, Mom, Dad. 175 00:10:53,511 --> 00:10:54,386 What? 176 00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:09,428 ♪ Stir it up 177 00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:15,095 ♪ Little darling, stir it up 178 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:18,428 ♪ Come on, baby 179 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,720 ♪ Come on and stir it up 180 00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:27,459 ♪ Little darling ♪ 181 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,459 Ah, yes. These are some of your uncle's things, 182 00:11:30,469 --> 00:11:31,928 removed for safekeeping. 183 00:11:34,595 --> 00:11:37,928 We took the liberty of burying him in a place overlooking the water. 184 00:11:39,928 --> 00:11:40,970 Oh, it's very nice of you to do that. Very nice. 185 00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:47,293 We had to. We have no refrigeration facilities, and after six days... 186 00:11:47,303 --> 00:11:49,002 We understand. That's fine. Thank you. It's very nice. 187 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,668 Kate, take a look. 188 00:11:50,678 --> 00:11:53,626 Oh, honey, is that it? 189 00:11:53,636 --> 00:11:56,137 It looks like something out of Adventures in Paradise. 190 00:11:57,053 --> 00:11:58,137 Are you kidding? 191 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,710 Of course, that was taken a few years ago. 192 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,303 But isn't she a classic? 193 00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:21,960 Hey, Katherine, kids, you gotta see this. 194 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,751 This is way better than you would think. 195 00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:25,918 It just needs a little work. It's great. 196 00:12:25,928 --> 00:12:26,970 Come on, Katherine, come on. 197 00:12:31,012 --> 00:12:32,219 I'll be right back. 198 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,469 Come on! Let's go! 199 00:12:51,678 --> 00:12:53,543 This sucks. 200 00:12:53,553 --> 00:12:55,585 Katherine! I'm coming. 201 00:12:55,595 --> 00:12:56,344 Oh. 202 00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:02,012 Whoa. 203 00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:09,012 Clearly the wrong shoe selection. 204 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,168 Well? Oh, I'm sorry. 205 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,459 What do you think? Honey... 206 00:13:34,469 --> 00:13:36,053 I mean, just look at this. You gotta see this. 207 00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:40,876 My fault? You're the one that got engaged! 208 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:43,209 Well, you're the one that went ballistic over getting a boat. 209 00:13:43,219 --> 00:13:45,043 A ski boat! 210 00:13:45,053 --> 00:13:47,219 Don't push me! 211 00:13:48,469 --> 00:13:50,585 Ben! Oh, geez! 212 00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:52,585 Mom, Ben fell in the water. 213 00:13:52,595 --> 00:13:55,209 Honey! Honey, we're coming. 214 00:13:55,219 --> 00:13:56,418 You pushed me! 215 00:13:56,428 --> 00:13:58,002 He pushed me first. 216 00:13:58,012 --> 00:13:59,835 He knows he's not supposed to touch me. 217 00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:00,960 You did it intentionally! Ben, swim to the side. 218 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,085 You're a little brat. You know that? I hate you. 219 00:14:02,095 --> 00:14:04,127 Oh, yeah? Yeah! 220 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,251 Okay, stop it! Don't let that water get in your mouth. 221 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,585 It could give you diphtheria or something. 222 00:14:08,595 --> 00:14:09,553 Daddy's coming. Here, Ben. 223 00:14:15,261 --> 00:14:16,761 Oh... 224 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,751 Donaldson Yacht Brokers. 225 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:26,418 Uh-huh. All right. Hold on. Hold on. 226 00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:29,095 Uh, it's Mr. Harvey and it's a bad connection. 227 00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:35,303 Yes, Mr. Harvey. How are you? 228 00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:41,960 We just received the specs on the boat from the lawyers for the estate. 229 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:45,636 It seems it hasn't been surveyed since, uh, 1967. Have you seen it yet? 230 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,626 Yes, uh, yes, yes. I'm actually looking at it now. 231 00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:51,595 Uh-huh. 232 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:55,137 Well, I'm just wondering... 233 00:14:57,303 --> 00:14:58,876 Yeah, could you hold on one second, please? 234 00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:00,803 Excuse me, I'm gonna be a little bit here. 235 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,970 I could signal you when I'm through. 236 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:13,334 Yeah, um, I was wondering what it would be worth 237 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,553 in less than perfect condition. 238 00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,251 I see. 239 00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,501 I'll tell you what. 240 00:15:21,511 --> 00:15:23,053 You get it up here and we'll take a look-see. 241 00:15:25,928 --> 00:15:27,344 Not at all. Bye-bye now. 242 00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:32,710 - Patti. Mmm-hmm. 243 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,334 We were gonna send Chuck Petrie down to skipper that Harvey boat. 244 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:36,168 Hmm. 245 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:38,501 I changed my mind. Just find 'em somebody local. 246 00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:40,511 A local? In San Pomme de Terre? 247 00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:42,845 Mmm. Yeah. 248 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:45,886 Okay. 249 00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:23,845 This here the Harvey boat? 250 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,928 Who wants to know? 251 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,219 Captain Ron. 252 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:45,251 Hey, are you the captain? 253 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:47,418 Yeah. Ron Rico. 254 00:16:47,428 --> 00:16:49,501 Call me Captain Ron, boss. Everybody does. 255 00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:50,803 Hi, Captain Ron. Martin Harvey. 256 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,626 I'd like you to meet my wife and kids. 257 00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:54,595 Yeah. Hi, Mrs. Harvey. 258 00:16:58,595 --> 00:17:00,428 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? 259 00:17:01,595 --> 00:17:03,751 No, that's my daughter, Caroline. 260 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,928 Oh, hey, my mistake! 261 00:17:06,095 --> 00:17:08,793 Now, hiya, babe. Hi. 262 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:11,418 Uh, Caroline, honey, maybe you should, you know, put on some more clothes. 263 00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:13,543 This is my wife, Katherine. 264 00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:14,960 Hey, what's happening, Kitty? 265 00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,751 Hi, nice to meet you. 266 00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:18,085 Whoa! And my son, Ben. 267 00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:19,668 Hey, say, swab. 268 00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:21,668 Man, what happened to your eye? 269 00:17:21,678 --> 00:17:23,127 - Ben. - Sweetie, that's rude. 270 00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:24,261 Ah, that's all right. 271 00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,012 Shark attack, swab. 272 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,002 A shark ate your eye? 273 00:17:30,012 --> 00:17:32,793 Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia. 274 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,793 Uh, your boat sank? Wow. 275 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:39,293 No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. 276 00:17:39,303 --> 00:17:41,803 Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a bitch. Ran the whole coast. 277 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,469 Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? 278 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:47,970 You heard of it, huh? Smart lady. 279 00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:51,293 Well, let's check this thing out, 280 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,334 see what kind of trouble this tub's really in, huh, boss? 281 00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,469 Yeah, just go... The engine is, uh... 282 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:12,095 Honey? Yeah? 283 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:17,127 Honey, did we get a resume on him? 284 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,334 Oh, I'm sure he's fine. You know what I mean? 285 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:21,293 He's already gone to work. You know, so... 286 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:23,668 Okay. Ah, there's no problem. 287 00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:26,511 I'm gonna just go down and show him a few things. 288 00:18:27,678 --> 00:18:29,845 Tools on our... 289 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,168 You know, I think we should tell him 290 00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,668 we don't know that much about boats. 291 00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:38,137 I wouldn't worry about it, dear. 292 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:43,376 Well, it's a genuine article, all right. 293 00:18:43,386 --> 00:18:45,543 Fairchild Marine, 1,200 ponies. 294 00:18:45,553 --> 00:18:47,251 Whoa. 295 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,002 It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? 296 00:18:49,012 --> 00:18:50,835 Hey, all diesels do that. 297 00:18:50,845 --> 00:18:53,209 All diesels do that, honey. 298 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:57,012 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. 299 00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,251 Yes, they do. 300 00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:01,501 Why is that, Captain Ron? 301 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:02,553 Ah, nobody knows. 302 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:05,293 Huh. 303 00:19:05,303 --> 00:19:09,626 All right. Now, we're gonna have to check the oil 304 00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:11,710 and fill her up every morning before we run up. 305 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,720 It's a greasy job, but somebody's gotta do it. 306 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,376 Well, Ben, that sounds like... 307 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:17,876 No, no, it's too important, boss. You better do it. 308 00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:19,501 You handle taking out the trash, swab. 309 00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:21,043 Oh, man, that stinks. 310 00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:22,376 Ben! 311 00:19:22,386 --> 00:19:24,053 Hey, swab, come here. 312 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,469 Listen up. 313 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:32,209 The way it works shipboard is, you do your job. 314 00:19:32,219 --> 00:19:33,918 You do it good, you get a better job. 315 00:19:33,928 --> 00:19:35,386 Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. 316 00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:37,928 All right, get on it. 317 00:19:42,636 --> 00:19:45,127 Yeah, sort of an incentive kind of a deal, huh? 318 00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:46,751 Aw, that's good. 319 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:48,095 Yeah, incentives are important. 320 00:19:50,845 --> 00:19:51,970 Learned that in rehab. 321 00:19:57,428 --> 00:19:58,803 God, it's ridiculous. 322 00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:09,928 Let's see what we got here. 323 00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:13,293 Oh. 324 00:20:13,303 --> 00:20:14,793 Well, you got a little dry rot here, boss. 325 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:16,668 That's okay. Every boat's got it. 326 00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:18,168 Every boat's got it, honey. 327 00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:19,511 You're lucky. Yours is above the waterline. 328 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:23,960 Well, most of it anyway. 329 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,595 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh? 330 00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:33,428 Ah! 331 00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:35,636 Hey! Hey! 332 00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:45,585 I really hate this. 333 00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:47,835 Honey, are you okay? Will that come off? 334 00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:50,168 Yeah, yeah. She'll be fine. A little turpentine'll do the trick. 335 00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:53,002 Dad, let's take it out. See how fast it'll go. 336 00:20:53,012 --> 00:20:55,543 No, not yet, Ben. We gotta make sure everything's shipshape. 337 00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,668 Right, Captain? Ah, you're right about that, boss. 338 00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:57,876 Ow! 339 00:20:57,886 --> 00:20:59,459 You all right? Yeah. 340 00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,178 Besides, swab, I borrowed my buddy's car... 341 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,012 Uh... 342 00:21:07,095 --> 00:21:09,293 What car? Did he come in a car? 343 00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:11,002 I don't see one. 344 00:21:11,012 --> 00:21:12,553 But he said his friend's car. 345 00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:20,845 You know, on second thought, what the hell? We got to get started sometime, right? 346 00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:25,543 Clogged pores. I'm gonna look like a pizza. 347 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:28,543 People think a good complexion grows on trees. 348 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:31,376 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. 349 00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:35,085 Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. 350 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:37,876 If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there. 351 00:21:37,886 --> 00:21:40,334 But we don't have any supplies. 352 00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:42,751 Yeah, we'll pick 'em up in St. Haag, boss, about 30 miles. 353 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,793 I'm pretty sure we got enough fuel to make it. Push that forward. 354 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:45,720 All right! 355 00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,219 Hey! Hey! 356 00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,876 Where are you going? 357 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,720 Capitan Ron! 358 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,928 Where is my auto? 359 00:22:08,886 --> 00:22:09,761 Stop! 360 00:22:17,219 --> 00:22:18,501 What's next? 361 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,960 You stole my wife. 362 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:22,595 But you're not stealing my car! 363 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,710 What is that? I don't know. 364 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,293 Some local dispute or something? 365 00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:34,418 Hey, boss. Hey, hey, come here, take ahold. 366 00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:35,626 Are those gunshots? 367 00:22:35,636 --> 00:22:37,251 Hey, Kitty, look at this. 368 00:22:37,261 --> 00:22:39,376 Honey, look. 369 00:22:39,386 --> 00:22:40,303 Keep your eyes out there. 370 00:22:42,053 --> 00:22:44,626 You, uh... You look kind of natural there. 371 00:22:44,636 --> 00:22:46,002 Thank you. 372 00:22:46,012 --> 00:22:47,251 Spend much time on the water? 373 00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:48,668 Yeah, some, when I was a kid. 374 00:22:48,678 --> 00:22:49,720 It shows. 375 00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:56,002 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. 376 00:22:56,012 --> 00:22:58,137 Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye. 377 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,928 Uh... Captain Ron? 378 00:23:03,511 --> 00:23:05,085 Should... Should... 379 00:23:05,095 --> 00:23:06,543 Sweetie, be careful. Yeah, yeah. 380 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,876 Honey, are you okay? 381 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,418 Just fine. Mmm-hmm. 382 00:23:09,428 --> 00:23:10,928 You're comfortable doing this? 383 00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:16,303 Well, next stop, St. Haag. 384 00:23:18,178 --> 00:23:20,459 About 35 miles, I think, 385 00:23:20,469 --> 00:23:21,469 due north. 386 00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:29,127 Isn't this great? 387 00:23:29,137 --> 00:23:32,469 Look at this. Open ocean, uncharted islands. 388 00:23:33,886 --> 00:23:35,386 Who knows what's waiting for us out there? 389 00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:37,970 Come here. 390 00:23:40,678 --> 00:23:42,344 Log entry, day two. 391 00:23:43,845 --> 00:23:46,751 The adventure begins! 392 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:49,720 What a thrill it is to be leaving the turmoil of civilization behind us. 393 00:24:19,219 --> 00:24:20,720 Martin, you see that boat, right? Honey! 394 00:24:21,845 --> 00:24:23,428 I see it, honey. I see it. 395 00:24:26,761 --> 00:24:29,751 Captain Ron, could you come up, please? 396 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,085 Don't worry. Everything's fine. 397 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,043 Dad? 398 00:24:33,053 --> 00:24:35,376 There's something wrong with that Captain Ron guy. 399 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:36,710 What? 400 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,960 I think he's dead. 401 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:38,928 What? 402 00:24:47,012 --> 00:24:49,886 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 403 00:24:51,886 --> 00:24:52,720 Ben, stop that. 404 00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:58,918 Tough break, huh? 405 00:24:58,928 --> 00:25:00,835 Guess we'll have to go home now. 406 00:25:00,845 --> 00:25:02,261 Katherine, is he okay? 407 00:25:06,428 --> 00:25:08,543 Katherine? I didn't do it! 408 00:25:08,553 --> 00:25:10,085 I didn't do it! I didn't do it, I swear! 409 00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:11,595 What? What? 410 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,626 Where am I? 411 00:25:14,636 --> 00:25:17,053 Oh, sorry, Kitty. 412 00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:21,751 I do that when I sleep. It keeps the light out. 413 00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:23,251 What about your other eye? 414 00:25:23,261 --> 00:25:24,459 Glass, swab. 415 00:25:24,469 --> 00:25:26,751 Too cool! Yeah. 416 00:25:26,761 --> 00:25:29,127 Won it in a crap game a few years back. 417 00:25:29,137 --> 00:25:30,918 How we doing up on deck here? 418 00:25:30,928 --> 00:25:32,418 Oh, this is... 419 00:25:32,428 --> 00:25:34,095 I know, I know, I don't want to hear about it. 420 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,293 Well, hi. You okay? Yeah. 421 00:25:41,303 --> 00:25:42,803 Oh, good. Eh, good job, boss. 422 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:57,127 Slow down. There are boats all over the place. 423 00:25:57,137 --> 00:25:58,835 - Ah, don't worry. - They'll get out of the way. 424 00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:00,012 Learned that driving the Saratoga. 425 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,127 The USS Saratoga? 426 00:26:03,137 --> 00:26:04,928 Yeah, the old Sara. 427 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,960 Slow down. Are you crazy? 428 00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:16,626 All right, get ready to kick those fenders over, boss. 429 00:26:16,636 --> 00:26:19,293 Yeah. Fenders? What are fenders? 430 00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:21,376 Those rubber bumper things right up there. 431 00:26:21,386 --> 00:26:23,334 - Hold on. Hold on! - What's going on, Dad? 432 00:26:23,344 --> 00:26:24,418 We need the rubber bumper things. What? 433 00:26:24,428 --> 00:26:26,751 Hurry, just hang on to something. 434 00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:29,376 - We're coming in too fast. - Just hold on to something. 435 00:26:29,386 --> 00:26:31,918 Caroline, get off my foot! 436 00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:33,303 I'm not on your foot! Mom! 437 00:26:39,928 --> 00:26:40,636 Hold on! 438 00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:06,251 Did you see that? That was cool. 439 00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:08,928 All right, let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones, huh? 440 00:27:10,886 --> 00:27:13,293 Hey. 441 00:27:13,303 --> 00:27:15,595 I guess I'll go with a margarita, huh? Yeah. 442 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,876 Hey! 443 00:27:19,886 --> 00:27:22,668 Honey, I got to confess. 444 00:27:22,678 --> 00:27:24,386 I was a little nervous about that. 445 00:27:26,428 --> 00:27:27,845 I don't know why. He obviously knows what he's doing. 446 00:27:35,012 --> 00:27:37,386 ♪ Tell me where you been last night, Caroline 447 00:27:39,219 --> 00:27:42,376 ♪ Tell me where you been last night, Caroline 448 00:27:42,386 --> 00:27:44,376 But I miss Chicago. 449 00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:45,751 I mean, they've got clubs there. That's really cool. 450 00:27:45,761 --> 00:27:47,376 I'm engaged. Engaged? 451 00:27:47,386 --> 00:27:48,803 But it's kind of informal. 452 00:27:50,095 --> 00:27:53,127 Like, not a problem. 453 00:27:53,137 --> 00:27:54,793 Oh, God, I got to go. 454 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:56,386 Um. I'll see if I can make it. 455 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,376 Bye. Bye-bye. 456 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,428 ♪ Spend their moneys on rings and everybody's a thief 457 00:28:06,428 --> 00:28:08,334 What do you think about Captain Ron? 458 00:28:08,344 --> 00:28:11,751 I mean, uh, I would be 459 00:28:11,761 --> 00:28:14,293 certainly willing to find someone else if you're not comfortable with him. 460 00:28:14,303 --> 00:28:15,918 I think it's important that you're... 461 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:17,793 No, I think he's fine. I think he's fine. 462 00:28:17,803 --> 00:28:20,543 I mean, he seems to know what he's doing. He was in the Navy. 463 00:28:20,553 --> 00:28:22,751 Yeah, yeah. All right. 464 00:28:22,761 --> 00:28:23,918 What about the eye thing though? 465 00:28:23,928 --> 00:28:25,626 Oh, honey. 466 00:28:25,636 --> 00:28:29,127 I would never fire anybody because they were physically challenged. 467 00:28:29,137 --> 00:28:32,168 No. Frankly, I admire him. 468 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:34,668 I mean, really, when you think about the way he parked that boat, 469 00:28:34,678 --> 00:28:35,876 it was unbelievable. 470 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:37,459 I mean, especially for somebody 471 00:28:37,469 --> 00:28:39,501 with no depth perception as we know it. 472 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,626 Oh, yeah, you know, he's... He's good. 473 00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:44,344 ♪ Take your bundle and go, Caroline 474 00:28:46,636 --> 00:28:48,636 ♪ I said, take your bundle and go, Caroline 475 00:28:50,845 --> 00:28:53,876 ♪ Because I spend me moneys on rings 476 00:28:53,886 --> 00:28:56,168 Where is she? She said she'd meet us out front. 477 00:28:56,178 --> 00:28:56,803 What time is it? Would you just trust her? 478 00:29:03,595 --> 00:29:05,459 Hi! Hi. How was it? 479 00:29:05,469 --> 00:29:07,459 Oh, it was very cool. I got rain forests and shells. 480 00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:09,293 Let's see. 481 00:29:09,303 --> 00:29:11,251 See, I told you. Did I not tell you? I know, it was fun. 482 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:12,303 Hello! 483 00:29:16,678 --> 00:29:17,511 Hi! 484 00:29:18,928 --> 00:29:19,678 Hi. 485 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,002 Now, you see? That's very friendly. 486 00:29:26,012 --> 00:29:28,127 That's not what you get at home. 487 00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:30,886 ♪ Tell me where you been last night, Caroline ♪ 488 00:29:39,137 --> 00:29:40,668 I've done a lot of research, 489 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:43,334 and I've plotted out our course for the whole trip. 490 00:29:43,344 --> 00:29:44,334 I know this is old stuff to you, 491 00:29:44,344 --> 00:29:46,960 having been a helmsman on an aircraft carrier. 492 00:29:46,970 --> 00:29:50,835 Oh, I just steered the Sara, boss. Don't really navigate. 493 00:29:50,845 --> 00:29:52,209 Hey, swab, you wanna get me another brewski? 494 00:29:52,219 --> 00:29:54,876 Sure. Hi, Mom. 495 00:29:54,886 --> 00:29:56,710 What I mean is, you know these waters pretty well, right? 496 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,376 Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem there. 497 00:29:59,386 --> 00:30:01,251 Besides, if we get lost, 498 00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:02,219 we just gotta pull in somewheres and ask directions. 499 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,585 You know, Martin, 500 00:30:06,595 --> 00:30:09,085 I've never heard of most of these places you have us stopping. 501 00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:12,085 Kate, that's the point of the whole trip! This is an adventure. 502 00:30:12,095 --> 00:30:13,668 Who wants to stay in a place like this every night? 503 00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:15,543 See, and we can visit... 504 00:30:15,553 --> 00:30:19,710 We can visit sponge fishermen there and an old monastery here, 505 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,209 fabulous rock formations, an old Spanish fort. 506 00:30:23,219 --> 00:30:25,876 And then, if we stay on course and on schedule, 507 00:30:25,886 --> 00:30:27,876 we'll be there for Carnival. 508 00:30:27,886 --> 00:30:28,678 Where? 509 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:30,595 There. San Juan. 510 00:30:32,053 --> 00:30:33,960 Now, that sounds like fun to me. 511 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:35,960 - Carnival. - Yeah. 512 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:37,876 Where is that again exactly, boss? 513 00:30:37,886 --> 00:30:39,043 Ah, San Juan. 514 00:30:39,053 --> 00:30:42,002 Yeah. Yeah. 515 00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:45,918 Well, there it is. I'll just leave this with you, Captain Ron. 516 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:49,459 Yeah. That's good, boss. I'll give her a good study tonight. 517 00:30:49,469 --> 00:30:51,386 So, I thought maybe we'd go below. All of us? 518 00:30:52,428 --> 00:30:54,418 No, just you and me. 519 00:30:54,428 --> 00:30:56,793 Oh. You and me, huh? 520 00:30:56,803 --> 00:30:58,710 Kids? 521 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,376 I think Mom and I are gonna turn in. It's only 8:30. 522 00:31:01,386 --> 00:31:04,918 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? 523 00:31:04,928 --> 00:31:09,293 Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup. 524 00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:11,209 But, you guys can certainly stay up on deck for a while if you want. 525 00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:13,459 Maybe play a game or something. 526 00:31:13,469 --> 00:31:15,043 Hey, now, there's a hell of an idea. 527 00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:16,668 How about a little dollar poker? 528 00:31:16,678 --> 00:31:18,970 Oh, Captain Ron, I think we'll just stick to Monopoly. 529 00:31:20,386 --> 00:31:22,585 It's just... You know. No, I gotcha. 530 00:31:22,595 --> 00:31:23,469 Come on, swab. 531 00:31:36,553 --> 00:31:37,595 So, what do you think, baby? 532 00:31:39,178 --> 00:31:40,261 First night in the boat, 533 00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:44,793 waves lapping against the hull. 534 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:49,293 You, me, in our own floating palace. 535 00:31:49,303 --> 00:31:51,668 Skipper, the palace walls are kind of thin. 536 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:53,085 We're not alone. 537 00:31:53,095 --> 00:31:54,626 Aha! Thought about that. 538 00:31:54,636 --> 00:31:56,012 Look at this. The shower... 539 00:31:57,803 --> 00:31:59,595 And a little camouflage noise. 540 00:32:06,845 --> 00:32:07,710 What are you doing? 541 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,845 What? 542 00:32:15,553 --> 00:32:17,334 What's with you? 543 00:32:17,344 --> 00:32:19,178 Party at the Dutch consulate. Nice map. 544 00:32:20,261 --> 00:32:21,668 Nice dress. 545 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,002 If anyone asks, I went for a walk. 546 00:32:23,012 --> 00:32:23,876 Okay? Mmm-hmm. 547 00:32:23,886 --> 00:32:24,803 Hey! 548 00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:30,012 Expensive night. 549 00:32:39,511 --> 00:32:42,334 Well, now that you got a little coin in your jeans, swab, 550 00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:44,178 I say we make the game interesting, huh? 551 00:32:45,886 --> 00:32:47,178 Well, okay. 552 00:32:48,428 --> 00:32:50,886 Ah, let's say 10 cents equals $100. 553 00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:54,668 Mr. Big Stakes. 554 00:32:54,678 --> 00:32:56,127 What's that sound? 555 00:32:56,137 --> 00:32:58,459 Water pump. Oh. 556 00:32:58,469 --> 00:33:00,209 Hey, get your hands off that. 557 00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:02,251 I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it. 558 00:33:02,261 --> 00:33:03,553 You bet your little bootie you wasn't. 559 00:33:05,636 --> 00:33:07,178 You want a beer, you get your own beer. 560 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:14,668 Mmm. Honey, wait. 561 00:33:14,678 --> 00:33:17,678 Let me adjust the shower a tiny little bit. 562 00:33:22,219 --> 00:33:23,751 What's that? 563 00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:24,918 A threesome! A mop! 564 00:33:24,928 --> 00:33:26,219 Don't go nowhere. 565 00:33:27,469 --> 00:33:28,886 Where am I gonna go? 566 00:33:30,261 --> 00:33:31,876 Lucy, I'm home! 567 00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:34,085 Hello. 568 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,626 It suddenly got crowded again. 569 00:33:36,636 --> 00:33:38,751 It's a little cramped in here. Oh, oh, wait. 570 00:33:38,761 --> 00:33:40,751 I dropped the wash cloth. I got it. 571 00:33:40,761 --> 00:33:42,053 Just wait a second. Ouch! Ow! 572 00:33:44,137 --> 00:33:46,209 I gotta open the door. I gotta... 573 00:33:46,219 --> 00:33:48,459 Hold on. Wait a second. 574 00:33:48,469 --> 00:33:49,761 Stuck? It's stuck. 575 00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:51,095 Hello. 576 00:33:53,095 --> 00:33:54,585 Don't let it go down the drain! 577 00:33:54,595 --> 00:33:55,803 Oh, it went down the drain. 578 00:34:02,636 --> 00:34:03,751 All right! BandO Railroad. 579 00:34:03,761 --> 00:34:06,095 That's a buck-twenty-five. 580 00:34:10,803 --> 00:34:12,585 You just have to turn off the water, honey. 581 00:34:12,595 --> 00:34:13,469 I'm trying to turn off the water. 582 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,845 This is a piece of junk! 583 00:34:17,344 --> 00:34:19,793 Try to turn it the other way. Okay. 584 00:34:19,803 --> 00:34:21,636 Oh, shoot. What? Did you drop it? 585 00:34:26,095 --> 00:34:28,803 Three houses, that's 375. That's 37 cents. 586 00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,960 Well, that's half the money I have left. 587 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:34,303 Eh, shit happens. Cough it up. 588 00:34:41,469 --> 00:34:43,168 Oh, man. We're gonna run out of water. 589 00:34:43,178 --> 00:34:44,344 Hang on a second. 590 00:34:50,678 --> 00:34:52,678 Oh, by the way. You owe me $2.50 for the beer. 591 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,012 - Just calm down. - I got it. 592 00:34:59,845 --> 00:35:00,886 Oh, God. 593 00:35:02,803 --> 00:35:05,626 Please don't let my children find me 594 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,386 drowned and naked in a shower! 595 00:35:10,845 --> 00:35:11,845 There. See? We're fine. We're fine. Oh, honey. 596 00:35:15,053 --> 00:35:16,178 Uh, boss? 597 00:35:18,261 --> 00:35:19,511 Yes, Captain Ron? 598 00:35:22,636 --> 00:35:24,678 Uh, shouldn't take long showers. Eats up the fresh water. 599 00:35:26,886 --> 00:35:27,761 Thank you for pointing that out. 600 00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:33,876 Hey, boss? 601 00:35:33,886 --> 00:35:34,553 Yes, Captain Ron? 602 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,053 You know you got a mop handle wedged up against the door here? 603 00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:42,876 Yes, I'm... I'm well aware of that. 604 00:35:42,886 --> 00:35:45,043 Thank you. I wasn't. 605 00:35:45,053 --> 00:35:46,418 Here, boss, I'll just take... 606 00:35:46,428 --> 00:35:47,219 No, no! 607 00:35:51,219 --> 00:35:52,178 Oh! 608 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:56,168 Sorry, boss, I, uh... 609 00:35:56,178 --> 00:35:56,886 No, that's fine. 610 00:36:04,219 --> 00:36:06,168 Oh, I think everything's under control now, Captain Ron. 611 00:36:06,178 --> 00:36:08,710 Yeah. I'll give you a hand cleaning up here. 612 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,418 No, that's okay. That'll be fine. Thank you. 613 00:36:10,428 --> 00:36:12,501 We're good. It's a lot of water. 614 00:36:12,511 --> 00:36:14,636 Well, it's a boat. It'll soak in. 615 00:36:16,928 --> 00:36:18,293 Well, I'll see you in the morning. 616 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:19,053 Yes. 617 00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:22,334 Hey, you want me to close the door here, boss? 618 00:36:22,344 --> 00:36:24,095 Yes! That would be nice. Thanks. 619 00:36:25,803 --> 00:36:27,761 Oh, God. 620 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:29,761 Hey! Whoa! 621 00:36:34,636 --> 00:36:35,469 Hey. 622 00:36:38,219 --> 00:36:40,376 You wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron, now, would you, swab? 623 00:36:40,386 --> 00:36:42,428 No, honest. Uh, what happened? 624 00:36:47,095 --> 00:36:48,835 Nothing. 625 00:36:48,845 --> 00:36:49,928 Playing hide the salami in the shower. 626 00:36:51,053 --> 00:36:52,137 Oh, come on, man! 627 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:03,168 Trip log, day five. At sea. 628 00:37:03,178 --> 00:37:05,918 So far, our adventure has consisted of chipping, sanding, 629 00:37:05,928 --> 00:37:08,334 painting and polishing. 630 00:37:08,344 --> 00:37:11,960 But I am happy to report the boat is starting to look a lot better. 631 00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:14,251 You know, all you have to do to make this look really great 632 00:37:14,261 --> 00:37:15,835 is just clean up this wood. 633 00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:17,095 Mom, it's all wood. 634 00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:20,793 However, I do have concerns... Ow! 635 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,761 ...about certain other aspects of the voyage. 636 00:37:37,595 --> 00:37:38,845 Whoa! 637 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,303 Aw, man! 638 00:37:55,678 --> 00:37:58,835 Dad, sander doesn't work. 639 00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:00,053 Here, I'll fix you up. 640 00:38:15,511 --> 00:38:16,553 Oh, Captain Ron? 641 00:38:27,053 --> 00:38:28,219 Yeah, boss? 642 00:38:35,095 --> 00:38:36,626 Man overboard! 643 00:38:36,636 --> 00:38:37,595 What now? 644 00:38:39,219 --> 00:38:40,376 Could someone throw me a line? 645 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:41,835 Honey, are you okay? 646 00:38:41,845 --> 00:38:44,918 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm... I'm fine. 647 00:38:44,928 --> 00:38:48,043 Hang on, hang on. Don't worry, Kitty, this could happen to anybody. 648 00:38:48,053 --> 00:38:49,428 Hang on, boss. 649 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,095 Always stand clear of the ladder, boss. 650 00:38:57,761 --> 00:39:00,095 Concern is increasing about our captain. 651 00:39:04,095 --> 00:39:05,303 He lost our ladder. 652 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,386 Doesn't navigate. 653 00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:13,219 And, in my opinion, steers badly. 654 00:39:22,595 --> 00:39:23,793 - Jib. - Jib. 655 00:39:23,803 --> 00:39:25,418 - Staysail. - Staysail. 656 00:39:25,428 --> 00:39:26,793 - Mainsail. - Mainsail. 657 00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:28,710 - Mizzenmast. - Mizzenmast. 658 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,459 - Mizzen boom. - Mizzen boom. 659 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,918 - Mizzen halyard winch. - Mizzen halyard winch. 660 00:39:32,928 --> 00:39:34,626 What is this all of a sudden, Full Metal Jacket? 661 00:39:34,636 --> 00:39:36,127 Honey, you gotta learn the basics. 662 00:39:36,137 --> 00:39:38,085 And you got to be prepared. That's right. 663 00:39:38,095 --> 00:39:39,626 I'm not talking Boy Scout prepared. 664 00:39:39,636 --> 00:39:40,595 I mean big-time prepared. 665 00:39:42,636 --> 00:39:44,710 Well, prepared for any kind of normal accident. 666 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,127 This is the Caribbean, guys. 667 00:39:46,137 --> 00:39:47,428 El Caribe. The Spanish Main. 668 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:53,095 This is the land of voodoo and hoodoo and all kind of weird shit. 669 00:39:54,178 --> 00:39:56,793 Whoa! So cool. 670 00:39:56,803 --> 00:39:59,626 Yeah, I think all we really have to say, Captain Ron, 671 00:39:59,636 --> 00:40:02,251 is that it's important to know the fundamentals 672 00:40:02,261 --> 00:40:04,209 and they're not that hard, right? 673 00:40:04,219 --> 00:40:06,501 Right. Right, any dope can learn this stuff. 674 00:40:06,511 --> 00:40:08,636 Now, boss. This rigging, standing or running? 675 00:40:12,344 --> 00:40:13,793 Kitty? 676 00:40:13,803 --> 00:40:15,501 Red running, blue standing. Standing. 677 00:40:15,511 --> 00:40:17,793 You got it! 678 00:40:17,803 --> 00:40:19,918 I got it! I got it, I got it. 679 00:40:19,928 --> 00:40:21,178 Come here. Head of the class. 680 00:40:23,511 --> 00:40:25,002 What is it? All right. Helm! 681 00:40:25,012 --> 00:40:26,678 The big one up top? Mainsail! 682 00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:30,511 ♪ Well, all right We're jammin' 683 00:40:34,553 --> 00:40:37,543 Okay, now remember, 684 00:40:37,553 --> 00:40:40,334 when we get the sails up, you can't go dead into the wind. 685 00:40:40,344 --> 00:40:42,043 You gotta take her off a little, right? Right. 686 00:40:42,053 --> 00:40:44,137 A little this way. A little that way. 687 00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:46,835 Uh-huh. 688 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,668 A ship's like a woman, responds to touch. 689 00:40:48,678 --> 00:40:50,344 Power of the wind in the sails. 690 00:40:53,095 --> 00:40:55,344 Oh, man. Can you feel that? 691 00:40:56,511 --> 00:40:58,876 Just gotta get your sea legs. 692 00:40:58,886 --> 00:41:00,960 Now this way. Try it a little that way. Yeah. 693 00:41:00,970 --> 00:41:02,219 ♪ We're jammin' 694 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,344 ♪ To think that jammin' was a thing of the past 695 00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:10,178 ♪ We're jammin' ♪ 696 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,710 Caroline, stop whining. 697 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,501 I'm not whining. I'm complaining. 698 00:41:16,511 --> 00:41:19,334 You guys said the Caribbean! 699 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:22,043 I mean, St. Barths with Mick and Cher, some kind of Club Med thing, 700 00:41:22,053 --> 00:41:23,886 not scrubbing decks on the S.S. Minnow. 701 00:41:25,137 --> 00:41:26,178 Honey, really. 702 00:41:31,511 --> 00:41:32,668 I'm not kidding, Mom. 703 00:41:32,678 --> 00:41:34,553 Being a galley slave holds no appeal to me. 704 00:41:35,303 --> 00:41:38,043 Caroline. 705 00:41:38,053 --> 00:41:40,761 Why can't we take a Princess Cruise if we want to be out on the ocean? 706 00:41:42,428 --> 00:41:43,386 Captain Ron? 707 00:41:45,595 --> 00:41:46,803 May I have the camera, please? 708 00:41:48,553 --> 00:41:50,334 Yeah, sure, boss. 709 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:52,668 Here, uh, I just, you know, I saw it down below 710 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,710 and thought I'd take a look. I didn't use any film though. 711 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,585 Is that right? 712 00:41:56,595 --> 00:41:59,219 Let me tell you something. This is not a toy. 713 00:41:59,928 --> 00:42:01,585 Okay? 714 00:42:01,595 --> 00:42:03,751 It's a highly complex piece of equipment. 715 00:42:03,761 --> 00:42:06,585 I can see that, boss. I mean, there's all kind of buttons there. 716 00:42:06,595 --> 00:42:08,918 It came with a 64-page instruction book. 717 00:42:08,928 --> 00:42:10,376 Back in a second. 718 00:42:10,386 --> 00:42:12,043 I've read the entire thing. Have you? 719 00:42:12,053 --> 00:42:13,585 I don't think so. 720 00:42:13,595 --> 00:42:16,376 Excuse me. Captain Ron, I was wondering. 721 00:42:16,386 --> 00:42:18,428 Are we gonna be going to any more, like, human-type places? 722 00:42:20,761 --> 00:42:21,469 Well, you heard of Saint Croix? 723 00:42:22,344 --> 00:42:24,127 Yeah! 724 00:42:24,137 --> 00:42:25,793 We're going to the island just to the left of it. 725 00:42:25,803 --> 00:42:27,178 What's it called? Ted's! 726 00:42:29,137 --> 00:42:30,137 Ted's? 727 00:42:32,012 --> 00:42:35,251 It happens to have great historical significance. 728 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,459 Oh, yeah? Probably a sponge fishermen's convention there. 729 00:42:37,469 --> 00:42:39,459 Or something more on rocks. Like we haven't seen enough rocks! 730 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:40,761 She's really a great girl, boss. 731 00:42:42,595 --> 00:42:43,678 Oh, God, no. 732 00:42:46,803 --> 00:42:48,303 Yep, I think you might've broke this, boss. 733 00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:50,469 I did? 734 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,428 Hey, swab, get me another brewski! 735 00:42:59,053 --> 00:43:01,251 Day ten. 736 00:43:01,261 --> 00:43:04,002 Sailing lessons continue about as well as can be expected 737 00:43:04,012 --> 00:43:06,178 under Captain Moron's direction. 738 00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:10,543 Martin, are you okay? 739 00:43:10,553 --> 00:43:12,511 Don't worry, Kitty, it could happen to anyone. 740 00:43:27,928 --> 00:43:29,209 Hey, swab. 741 00:43:29,219 --> 00:43:30,303 Come here. 742 00:43:38,344 --> 00:43:40,918 All right. Now, when you get down there, 743 00:43:40,928 --> 00:43:44,678 grab it, yank on the line twice, and I'll pull you... 744 00:43:47,095 --> 00:43:48,960 Ah, never mind, swab. 745 00:43:48,970 --> 00:43:51,386 Listen, you go on with the boss and I'll take care of it. 746 00:43:55,511 --> 00:43:57,626 I have to say, guys. 747 00:43:57,636 --> 00:44:00,835 I think this is gonna be one of the high points of the trip. I really do. 748 00:44:00,845 --> 00:44:03,251 High points? This place doesn't even have a dock! 749 00:44:03,261 --> 00:44:05,876 Yes, but it does have one of the best examples 750 00:44:05,886 --> 00:44:08,876 of Spanish fortifications in the entire West Indies. 751 00:44:08,886 --> 00:44:12,209 The cannons, the walls, they're all still here, everybody. 752 00:44:12,219 --> 00:44:15,418 Hey, give me a double bongo bacon burger and a bongo dog, huh? 753 00:44:15,428 --> 00:44:18,626 Chips, double BB with bacon and a bongo dog. 754 00:44:18,636 --> 00:44:21,043 - Honey, I don't get it. - Why are you so upset? 755 00:44:21,053 --> 00:44:23,251 The man took us to the wrong freaking island. 756 00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:25,209 Martin. 757 00:44:25,219 --> 00:44:28,376 Oh, I mean, come on. Everybody makes mistakes. 758 00:44:28,386 --> 00:44:31,418 He's human. Oh, yeah? Prove it. 759 00:44:31,428 --> 00:44:34,386 Hey, kids, what do you say we make the best of this and explore the island? 760 00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:38,002 Dad, I just ordered my chili fries. 761 00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:40,043 How much for the hat? Three bucks. 762 00:44:40,053 --> 00:44:43,793 All right, looky there. See? Everything's fine. 763 00:44:43,803 --> 00:44:47,418 Honey, the kids are happy. Captain Ron's taking us out to lunch to make up for it. 764 00:44:47,428 --> 00:44:48,918 Let's just get something to eat, okay? 765 00:44:48,928 --> 00:44:51,085 Katherine, Katherine, 766 00:44:51,095 --> 00:44:54,543 I have worked very, very hard to plan a spontaneous adventure, 767 00:44:54,553 --> 00:44:56,595 and Captain Contagious over there is screwing it up. 768 00:44:59,678 --> 00:45:00,793 Throw some music on that jukebox, huh? 769 00:45:00,803 --> 00:45:01,595 Hey, boss! 770 00:45:03,386 --> 00:45:05,918 If you're going back, stay on the path. 771 00:45:05,928 --> 00:45:06,960 You know, there's guerrillas in these woods. 772 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,127 Gorillas? Too cool. 773 00:45:09,137 --> 00:45:12,293 Ben, honey, there are no gorillas, not here. 774 00:45:12,303 --> 00:45:13,293 Oh, yeah, there is, boss. 775 00:45:13,303 --> 00:45:15,002 Sorry, Captain Ron, 776 00:45:15,012 --> 00:45:17,710 gorillas are native to equatorial Africa. 777 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,095 Okay? No gorillas. Not here. No way. 778 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:26,459 Honey, honey, stay on the path, okay? 779 00:45:26,469 --> 00:45:30,293 Now he's got her buying it. Unbelievable. 780 00:45:30,303 --> 00:45:32,209 I think he's got an attitude problem about you. 781 00:45:32,219 --> 00:45:33,710 Who, the boss? 782 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,095 Nah! We're like this. 783 00:45:36,803 --> 00:45:39,127 Well, I don't know. Some people do get jealous of me. 784 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,636 There's the Navy thing. 785 00:45:43,845 --> 00:45:45,469 Hey. Mambo. 786 00:45:50,553 --> 00:45:52,168 How about it, babe? 787 00:45:52,178 --> 00:45:55,251 Forget it. I can't dance to this junk. Nobody can. 788 00:45:55,261 --> 00:45:56,835 No? 789 00:45:56,845 --> 00:45:57,845 Check this out. 790 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:04,501 Come on, Kitty. You know how to move to this. 791 00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:06,960 Oh, I can't dance in these rubber boat shoes. 792 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:07,970 Well, kick 'em off! 793 00:46:10,012 --> 00:46:14,127 "Stay on the path, boss. There's gorillas in the woods." 794 00:46:14,137 --> 00:46:16,095 Like I don't watch National Geographic every week. 795 00:46:31,344 --> 00:46:34,418 All right, Kitty! Yeah! 796 00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:36,043 Martin and I used to go dancing all the time. 797 00:46:36,053 --> 00:46:37,053 It shows. 798 00:46:52,386 --> 00:46:54,845 If I find a single gorilla anywhere around here, I'll eat it. 799 00:47:11,469 --> 00:47:12,761 Gorillas. Right. 800 00:47:20,595 --> 00:47:21,553 Mmm-hmm. 801 00:47:26,137 --> 00:47:28,668 He could've said "revolutionaries," 802 00:47:28,678 --> 00:47:30,219 "freedom fighters." No. 803 00:47:31,261 --> 00:47:33,002 Gorillas. 804 00:47:33,012 --> 00:47:34,626 He did it on purpose. 805 00:47:34,636 --> 00:47:36,376 You can see it in his eyes. 806 00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:38,085 Excuse me, his eye! 807 00:47:38,095 --> 00:47:39,261 Martin, he'll hear you. 808 00:47:41,012 --> 00:47:42,835 Let him hear me. 809 00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:45,127 You know, he did convince them to let you go. 810 00:47:45,137 --> 00:47:47,418 Oh, I'm sorry. 811 00:47:47,428 --> 00:47:51,085 I forgot. We're dealing with a true humanitarian. 812 00:47:51,095 --> 00:47:53,418 Let me see, there's Terry Waite, Desmond Tutu 813 00:47:53,428 --> 00:47:55,043 and Captain Ron. 814 00:47:55,053 --> 00:47:56,428 Pretty much the big three. 815 00:48:00,095 --> 00:48:01,918 Hey, boss, I just wanted to tell you... 816 00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:03,835 Oh. A little more dry rot here, huh? 817 00:48:03,845 --> 00:48:05,626 Ah, don't worry about it. 818 00:48:05,636 --> 00:48:07,960 Listen, I fixed that winch handle you busted the other day, 819 00:48:07,970 --> 00:48:10,626 so try and be a little more careful with it next time, all right? 820 00:48:10,636 --> 00:48:12,626 Hey! What are you holding in your hand? 821 00:48:12,636 --> 00:48:13,928 Winch drum. That's my girl! 822 00:48:17,137 --> 00:48:19,835 Honey, don't start anything. 823 00:48:19,845 --> 00:48:21,970 I'm just going down to get a bigger screwdriver. That's it. 824 00:48:25,928 --> 00:48:27,376 What difference does it make? 825 00:48:27,386 --> 00:48:29,293 I'm sick of being the thimble. 826 00:48:29,303 --> 00:48:31,293 Well, I'm the top hat, so you can't be that. 827 00:48:31,303 --> 00:48:32,668 Be the battleship. 828 00:48:32,678 --> 00:48:34,137 I'm the battleship. 829 00:48:37,928 --> 00:48:39,334 What's this? Monopoly. 830 00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:40,710 No, this. 831 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,418 Two .45s and a MAC-10. 832 00:48:42,428 --> 00:48:44,626 It's his total macho trip, Dad. Just ignore it. 833 00:48:44,636 --> 00:48:46,168 Where'd they come from? 834 00:48:46,178 --> 00:48:47,876 Captain Ron traded the guerrillas for 'em. 835 00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:49,543 Yeah, I thought we got to have them, boss, 'cause, you know, 836 00:48:49,553 --> 00:48:50,835 we're getting into pirate waters here pretty quick. 837 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:51,511 What pirates? 838 00:48:53,303 --> 00:48:56,209 Pirates of the Caribbean. 839 00:48:56,219 --> 00:48:59,334 Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron? 840 00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:01,501 It's true, Dad. They come up on you in high-speed boats. 841 00:49:01,511 --> 00:49:03,376 You know, I don't believe I've ever been to Disney World. 842 00:49:03,386 --> 00:49:05,002 Oh, really? 843 00:49:05,012 --> 00:49:06,668 I've been to Dollywood. You guys are making me lose count! 844 00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:07,501 All right, all right, all right. 845 00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:10,835 We are not having guns on this boat. 846 00:49:10,845 --> 00:49:12,876 Dad, we got to be able to fight off the pirates. 847 00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:15,127 Yeah, if we don't, you know, they could steal the boat. 848 00:49:15,137 --> 00:49:17,053 There are no pirates of the Caribbean. 849 00:49:19,595 --> 00:49:21,876 I don't know, Dad. That's what you said about the guerrillas. 850 00:49:21,886 --> 00:49:22,886 And I was right. 851 00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:29,376 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. 852 00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:32,178 Huge difference, kids. Huge difference. 853 00:49:47,928 --> 00:49:49,626 What was that? 854 00:49:49,636 --> 00:49:53,043 Automatic weapons, Katherine. How about that? 855 00:49:53,053 --> 00:49:54,751 Captain Ron thought we ought to have them to hold off, 856 00:49:54,761 --> 00:49:57,043 and get this, pirates. 857 00:49:57,053 --> 00:49:58,293 Pirates? 858 00:49:58,303 --> 00:49:59,678 Yeah. He actually traded... 859 00:50:01,261 --> 00:50:02,501 Hold on. 860 00:50:02,511 --> 00:50:03,261 Captain Ron? 861 00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:05,960 Yeah, boss? 862 00:50:05,970 --> 00:50:07,127 What pirates? 863 00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:08,418 Hold on, baby, please. 864 00:50:08,428 --> 00:50:09,751 What did you trade for those guns? 865 00:50:09,761 --> 00:50:11,376 Well, now, there's the beauty of it. 866 00:50:11,386 --> 00:50:13,459 Nothing, nada. 867 00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:15,418 See, they needed a lift into San Juan, 868 00:50:15,428 --> 00:50:16,918 and since we was heading there tomorrow anyway... 869 00:50:16,928 --> 00:50:21,293 Look, this is my boat. Do you understand? Yeah. 870 00:50:21,303 --> 00:50:23,303 We aren't giving anyone a lift, especially a bunch of armed revolutionaries. 871 00:50:24,595 --> 00:50:26,585 Whatever you say, boss. 872 00:50:26,595 --> 00:50:28,137 I'll just give 'em the guns back and the whole thing will be off. 873 00:50:33,386 --> 00:50:34,219 Is there a problem? 874 00:50:41,095 --> 00:50:43,459 All right, fellas, come on, Give me a break here, will you? Sit down! 875 00:50:43,469 --> 00:50:45,459 Yeah, yeah. Jesus! 876 00:50:45,469 --> 00:50:47,251 Stand by to set the mainsail! 877 00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,511 Here we go. 878 00:50:50,803 --> 00:50:51,803 All right. Set the mainsail! 879 00:50:54,553 --> 00:50:57,626 Hey, babe, don't just stand there watching them do it, 880 00:50:57,636 --> 00:51:00,251 jump up there and guide those lines! Okay, okay. 881 00:51:00,261 --> 00:51:04,251 Careful. Honey, be careful. 882 00:51:04,261 --> 00:51:07,459 Got it, Mom. Try to control your excitement, Caroline. 883 00:51:07,469 --> 00:51:09,261 I love her show of enthusiasm, don't you? 884 00:51:20,137 --> 00:51:22,459 Wait, wait, it's not even hanked on. Hang on, now, wait. 885 00:51:22,469 --> 00:51:25,334 Come here. Come here. All right, keep us on a heading of 2-7-0. 886 00:51:25,344 --> 00:51:27,501 God damn it. Come on, you guys. 887 00:51:27,511 --> 00:51:29,418 You've been through this. Doesn't take three to do this! What? 888 00:51:29,428 --> 00:51:31,918 Babe, get on that winch. Boss, come up here with me. Yeah, okay. 889 00:51:31,928 --> 00:51:32,469 Ease off on that winch. 890 00:51:33,511 --> 00:51:35,418 Be careful with that. Yeah. 891 00:51:35,428 --> 00:51:38,334 - Let her up, let her up! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 892 00:51:38,344 --> 00:51:42,127 Come on up here, boss. Give me a hand. 893 00:51:42,137 --> 00:51:43,511 All right there, bring it down, bring it down. 894 00:51:44,511 --> 00:51:47,127 I'm telling you. 895 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:48,668 Gotta get these son of a bitches hanked on here. Okay. 896 00:51:48,678 --> 00:51:50,376 Not gonna do any good floating out there in the breeze. 897 00:51:50,386 --> 00:51:52,668 Yeah. Oh! I'm sorry. Hold on. 898 00:51:52,678 --> 00:51:54,012 - No, no. Mom, it goes this way. - We're all set up. Take it up. 899 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:56,678 - Today, guys! - Sorry, sorry. 900 00:52:00,511 --> 00:52:01,803 Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa! Hey! 901 00:52:04,636 --> 00:52:06,793 Ow, my hand. Come around the other side. 902 00:52:06,803 --> 00:52:09,168 You gotta come around here, boss! Watch what I'm doing here now. 903 00:52:09,178 --> 00:52:10,012 All right, take it up. 904 00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:19,386 All right. Hey! Now, you wanna go below, 905 00:52:21,053 --> 00:52:24,168 and cut the engines, kill the fuel lines? Ready? 906 00:52:24,178 --> 00:52:26,219 Yeah. There you go. 907 00:52:33,012 --> 00:52:34,793 All right, guys. Vamonos al frente. 908 00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,459 Give these guys some room to work. 909 00:52:36,469 --> 00:52:39,168 Kitty, babe, come on up here and jump on this mizzenmast. 910 00:52:39,178 --> 00:52:39,845 Atta boy, swab. 911 00:52:41,845 --> 00:52:42,553 Mmm. 912 00:53:05,012 --> 00:53:06,219 Sails nice. Yes. 913 00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:15,303 See what I'm talking about? 914 00:53:15,928 --> 00:53:16,886 All right, Mom! 915 00:53:23,595 --> 00:53:27,085 Day 17 finds me in the clutches of revolutionaries, 916 00:53:27,095 --> 00:53:29,012 and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron. 917 00:53:30,761 --> 00:53:32,803 Next stop, Carnival in San Juan, 918 00:53:33,970 --> 00:53:34,761 or so we thought. 919 00:53:40,137 --> 00:53:42,960 Look, guys, you gotta believe me. You have not been kidnapped. 920 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:44,710 Captain Ron is a jerk. 921 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,418 He gets lost. 922 00:53:46,428 --> 00:53:47,428 This is his second time in two days. 923 00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:52,970 So... 924 00:53:56,219 --> 00:53:58,501 Of course, they don't understand English. I don't speak Spanish. 925 00:53:58,511 --> 00:54:00,678 So, obviously communications are gonna be a hair thick. 926 00:54:15,845 --> 00:54:17,668 Well, everything's cool, boss. 927 00:54:17,678 --> 00:54:18,835 It's like I told you, you know. 928 00:54:18,845 --> 00:54:20,178 We get lost, all we gotta do is ask. 929 00:54:22,012 --> 00:54:24,960 What? Yeah, well, San Juan. 930 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:27,710 It's behind us about 20 miles. But, you know, hey, listen. 931 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:30,501 The good news is that General Armando hardly blames you at all. 932 00:54:30,511 --> 00:54:32,209 You know, I explained it to him. 933 00:54:32,219 --> 00:54:34,209 It's the tides, man. They can either work for you 934 00:54:34,219 --> 00:54:35,501 or they can work against you. 935 00:54:35,511 --> 00:54:36,303 Hey! 936 00:54:39,386 --> 00:54:41,137 I don't think she's waving at you, Captain Ron. 937 00:54:42,511 --> 00:54:44,012 She's not? I sincerely doubt it. 938 00:54:45,803 --> 00:54:48,386 Hey, Clarice! Babe, who you waving at? 939 00:54:55,012 --> 00:54:57,251 Yeah, thought so. 940 00:54:57,261 --> 00:54:59,376 You know, the second I saw Clarice, I knew where we was... 941 00:54:59,386 --> 00:55:00,376 'Cause, you know, confidentially 942 00:55:00,386 --> 00:55:02,344 I've had these problems with the tides before. 943 00:55:04,178 --> 00:55:05,886 I'm coming! 944 00:55:07,761 --> 00:55:11,543 You know, every time I'm up this way, 945 00:55:11,553 --> 00:55:14,793 she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? 946 00:55:14,803 --> 00:55:17,293 It's... It's... 947 00:55:17,303 --> 00:55:19,886 Hey, have a good time, boss, 'cause I'm gonna. 948 00:55:28,344 --> 00:55:28,886 Hang on. I'm coming. 949 00:55:33,886 --> 00:55:37,127 Hey, got you! 950 00:55:37,137 --> 00:55:40,127 Hey, come here. Put on a pound or two, huh? 951 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,261 Yeah, but in all the right places. 952 00:55:49,344 --> 00:55:50,261 Whoa! 953 00:55:58,886 --> 00:56:02,418 No, just rise above it, Marty. 954 00:56:02,428 --> 00:56:03,053 Besides, you'll probably miss and hit the girl. 955 00:56:04,803 --> 00:56:07,793 - Dad! - Don't sneak up on me like that! 956 00:56:07,803 --> 00:56:09,793 Dad, it went through the deck! 957 00:56:09,803 --> 00:56:11,636 - Dad, the boat's on fire. - Dad, the boat's on fire! 958 00:56:13,095 --> 00:56:14,469 Mom! 959 00:56:16,469 --> 00:56:17,428 Mom! 960 00:56:18,469 --> 00:56:19,303 Help! Oh! 961 00:56:20,761 --> 00:56:21,761 Mom! 962 00:56:24,803 --> 00:56:26,344 Dad set the boat on fire! 963 00:56:27,636 --> 00:56:28,469 The boat's burning up! 964 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:31,344 Help, anybody! Help! 965 00:56:47,344 --> 00:56:48,636 Martin, what happened, honey? 966 00:56:53,095 --> 00:56:53,928 Are you all right? 967 00:56:55,970 --> 00:56:56,970 What makes you think I'm not all right? 968 00:56:59,428 --> 00:57:00,178 Still there? 969 00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:05,835 Well, I have to say, this was worth getting lost for. 970 00:57:05,845 --> 00:57:07,803 This is absolutely gorgeous! 971 00:57:08,344 --> 00:57:10,501 Ah! 972 00:57:10,511 --> 00:57:13,168 I just wish that you could see it, honey. 973 00:57:13,178 --> 00:57:15,876 I can see it. I just have these, you know, spots. 974 00:57:15,886 --> 00:57:19,043 Sweetie, ouch! 975 00:57:19,053 --> 00:57:21,543 Oh! No, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's... 976 00:57:21,553 --> 00:57:24,376 What about Captain Ron? Can we talk about him? 977 00:57:24,386 --> 00:57:27,209 I don't see how we can get rid of him. I mean, who's gonna drive the boat? 978 00:57:27,219 --> 00:57:30,209 I can drive the boat, Kate. You know, I mean, 979 00:57:30,219 --> 00:57:33,710 the Doctor says that by tomorrow, my retinas will be absolutely fine. 980 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,043 Well, I think we should wait until tomorrow. 981 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,543 We'll be in San Juan, back in civilization. 982 00:57:38,553 --> 00:57:40,219 We can sit down and figure out what to do, right? 983 00:57:41,595 --> 00:57:42,428 Tree. Thank you. 984 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:47,459 You know, I have to admit I was against all this, 985 00:57:47,469 --> 00:57:50,668 but getting those sails up this afternoon was quite a rush! 986 00:57:50,678 --> 00:57:51,595 For all of us! 987 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:55,053 And today, I discovered something 988 00:57:56,261 --> 00:57:57,095 in the cabin. 989 00:57:58,886 --> 00:58:00,219 I could show it to you if you want. 990 00:58:03,803 --> 00:58:07,334 Uh, the American girls are very... 991 00:58:07,344 --> 00:58:09,751 What's the word? Superficial? 992 00:58:09,761 --> 00:58:12,002 Yeah. God, I really hate that. Mmm-hmm. 993 00:58:12,012 --> 00:58:14,585 'Cause, like, I'm into different cultures 994 00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:16,793 and different ways of doing things. 995 00:58:16,803 --> 00:58:19,418 Like watching Mr. Ed on TV the other day, 996 00:58:19,428 --> 00:58:22,085 and he's speaking French or something. 997 00:58:22,095 --> 00:58:25,251 It was like, wow! He speaks French! That is so cool. 998 00:58:25,261 --> 00:58:26,261 All right, General, you're up. 999 00:58:32,970 --> 00:58:33,761 Aha. 1000 00:58:37,928 --> 00:58:40,209 Aha! 1001 00:58:40,219 --> 00:58:44,960 Boardwalk with three hotels, that's $6,000. 1002 00:58:44,970 --> 00:58:47,595 A penny to the dollar, that's $60 U.S. Diselo. 1003 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:54,543 The General says that's all the money he has. 1004 00:58:54,553 --> 00:58:56,386 Tell the General, "Shit happens. Cough it up." 1005 00:59:00,344 --> 00:59:02,251 It's not like I hate the guy, you know, honey? 1006 00:59:02,261 --> 00:59:04,293 I mean, I don't hate anybody. 1007 00:59:04,303 --> 00:59:06,137 I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing. 1008 00:59:06,511 --> 00:59:07,344 What? 1009 00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:10,251 Come here. Look here. 1010 00:59:10,261 --> 00:59:11,960 Mom, can we get some drinks? 1011 00:59:11,970 --> 00:59:13,334 Yes, honey, they're in the... 1012 00:59:13,344 --> 00:59:14,303 Blue cooler. Okay? 1013 00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:19,418 I couldn't... Uh, could you get 'em for us? 1014 00:59:19,428 --> 00:59:22,751 Honey, you're a big boy. You can get 'em. Mommy and Daddy are busy. Okay? 1015 00:59:22,761 --> 00:59:23,636 I found this while i was strip... 1016 00:59:26,344 --> 00:59:28,469 Stripping these cabinets down here. Look here. 1017 00:59:30,803 --> 00:59:32,761 Here. Isn't that amazing? 1018 00:59:34,178 --> 00:59:36,626 Oh, that is... That's great. 1019 00:59:36,636 --> 00:59:39,261 Honey. Oh, your poor eyes. Come here. 1020 00:59:40,469 --> 00:59:41,428 Here, feel. 1021 00:59:42,595 --> 00:59:44,469 "C. G. 1022 00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:49,803 "plus C.L." Yeah. 1023 00:59:51,012 --> 00:59:52,334 C... Can you believe it? 1024 00:59:52,344 --> 00:59:54,085 C... 1025 00:59:54,095 --> 00:59:56,835 Didn't your uncle buy this boat from the Clark Gable estate? 1026 00:59:56,845 --> 01:00:00,168 Yeah. Well, it's Clark Gable plus Carol Lombard. 1027 01:00:00,178 --> 01:00:03,626 That is great! Great! Honey, think about it. 1028 01:00:03,636 --> 01:00:07,002 Gable and Lombard in this bed! 1029 01:00:07,012 --> 01:00:09,710 Oh, honey, with those cute little cherub guys up there and everything. 1030 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,710 Isn't it just so amazing? And the ocean outside. 1031 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,511 It's like the most romantic thing I've ever imagined. 1032 01:00:21,178 --> 01:00:22,918 Well, once we get to San Juan, no more Captain Ron, right? 1033 01:00:22,928 --> 01:00:23,970 Whatever you say, honey. 1034 01:00:27,928 --> 01:00:29,344 Hey, who's rocking the boat down there? 1035 01:00:30,553 --> 01:00:33,043 God! 1036 01:00:33,053 --> 01:00:34,886 It's the dawn of a new day! 1037 01:00:36,219 --> 01:00:38,501 Charged by the best sex that we've had 1038 01:00:38,511 --> 01:00:41,002 in, I would say, at least three years anyway, 1039 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:45,209 if you don't count that one time in the car, 1040 01:00:45,219 --> 01:00:47,053 and the knowledge that Captain Ron is about to leave our lives forever, 1041 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:50,219 I feel great! 1042 01:00:51,469 --> 01:00:52,761 Ah! Yes. 1043 01:00:55,678 --> 01:01:00,209 ♪ I am a man A seagoing man 1044 01:01:00,219 --> 01:01:01,761 ♪ And I've got a big, big, big, big... ♪ 1045 01:01:04,678 --> 01:01:08,043 Honey, let's not forget we have guests on the boat, 1046 01:01:08,053 --> 01:01:08,428 if you know what I mean. 1047 01:01:10,970 --> 01:01:13,002 Hi, how's it going? Hi! Buenos dias. 1048 01:01:13,012 --> 01:01:13,761 Hi there. Good seeing you. 1049 01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:23,459 And como estas? 1050 01:01:23,469 --> 01:01:25,386 How you doing, guys? Good to see you. Right over there. 1051 01:01:33,386 --> 01:01:34,386 Good morning, boss! 1052 01:01:36,761 --> 01:01:39,085 You know, I, uh, spent the night ashore 1053 01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:41,501 'cause I figured the boat might be a little crowded. 1054 01:01:41,511 --> 01:01:45,209 Oh, that's mighty nice of you! 1055 01:01:45,219 --> 01:01:47,085 Let me ask you something. How long is it gonna take us to get to San Juan? 1056 01:01:47,095 --> 01:01:49,835 About four or five hours, tops. 1057 01:01:49,845 --> 01:01:52,459 And you're sure you know the way? Oh, yeah, no problem there. 1058 01:01:52,469 --> 01:01:54,636 Any fool could find it. Well, let's hope so, huh? 1059 01:02:01,303 --> 01:02:02,344 Ah, don't worry, boss. 1060 01:02:04,636 --> 01:02:07,751 It's just a little squall. They come on you fast, 1061 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:10,293 and they leave you fast. 1062 01:02:10,303 --> 01:02:13,168 Okay, we have enough life preservers... Whoa! Whoa! 1063 01:02:13,178 --> 01:02:16,793 For each and every person, so don't panic. Whoa! Whoa! 1064 01:02:16,803 --> 01:02:18,793 Make sure they're fastened properly. 1065 01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:20,344 All right. Here's an example. This tie model. 1066 01:02:21,469 --> 01:02:24,334 They highly recommend a bow. 1067 01:02:24,344 --> 01:02:25,428 No hard knot, honey. You'll never get that undone. 1068 01:02:27,428 --> 01:02:30,626 Listen, everybody. Now, nobody should worry about this. 1069 01:02:30,636 --> 01:02:32,668 It's just a little squall. 1070 01:02:32,678 --> 01:02:35,636 You know, they come on you fast and they leave fast. 1071 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,168 Blub-blub-blub. Oh, no, no, no! 1072 01:02:48,178 --> 01:02:51,668 No, no, no blub-blub-blub. No hundir. No hundir. 1073 01:02:51,678 --> 01:02:53,386 We're not going to sink! 1074 01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,012 You folks don't wanna be down here if she starts to break up. 1075 01:03:06,137 --> 01:03:08,303 Mom, my glasses broke and the lens fell out. 1076 01:03:10,303 --> 01:03:13,459 Honey, don't worry about your glasses. Just stay down there 1077 01:03:13,469 --> 01:03:15,835 and hold on tight, okay? 1078 01:03:15,845 --> 01:03:18,043 Honey, hold on! 1079 01:03:18,053 --> 01:03:21,501 There's no need to panic. We know where we are. 1080 01:03:21,511 --> 01:03:24,334 We've got our compass and we've got our chart. 1081 01:03:24,344 --> 01:03:26,386 You're right about that, boss. I've got it right here. 1082 01:03:30,511 --> 01:03:32,095 Hang on. 1083 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:37,209 Hang on. It's okay. It's okay. 1084 01:03:37,219 --> 01:03:38,012 We still have our compass. 1085 01:03:40,553 --> 01:03:42,720 The only instrument that Columbus had to get him to the new world 1086 01:03:44,428 --> 01:03:46,127 was his trusty compass. 1087 01:03:46,137 --> 01:03:47,053 Oh, don't lose that! 1088 01:03:49,595 --> 01:03:52,334 Hang on a second. Go ahead! Go ahead! 1089 01:03:52,344 --> 01:03:55,127 Grab onto that line! All right, everybody, listen to me. 1090 01:03:55,137 --> 01:03:57,418 Listen to me! Yes. 1091 01:03:57,428 --> 01:03:59,886 The boss is right. We should be okay, 1092 01:04:01,386 --> 01:04:04,209 'cause I know we're near land. 1093 01:04:04,219 --> 01:04:06,501 Great, Captain, great! Do you hear that? 1094 01:04:06,511 --> 01:04:08,918 We're almost there! 1095 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,626 Explain to the kids how you know that, Captain Ron. All right. 1096 01:04:11,636 --> 01:04:13,970 Someone translate for General Armando. Si, yo. 1097 01:04:17,886 --> 01:04:19,386 All right. Now stay with me. Yeah, yeah. 1098 01:04:20,970 --> 01:04:23,209 When we left, 1099 01:04:23,219 --> 01:04:27,918 we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan, 1100 01:04:27,928 --> 01:04:31,928 and we are out of fuel! 1101 01:04:42,137 --> 01:04:45,043 Oh man, he's gone stark crazy. I've seen this before. 1102 01:04:45,053 --> 01:04:47,501 Somebody grab his tongue. 1103 01:04:47,511 --> 01:04:49,261 Shove a stick in his mouth. Anything! 1104 01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:53,761 I see something! 1105 01:04:56,178 --> 01:04:56,970 Lights! 1106 01:05:03,928 --> 01:05:05,595 Oh look! Look, it's land! 1107 01:05:10,970 --> 01:05:13,261 Honey, look! Look! 1108 01:05:18,178 --> 01:05:23,251 Day 20. Survived storm at sea. 1109 01:05:23,261 --> 01:05:25,553 Captain Ron is proving to be more cunning than originally suspected. 1110 01:05:41,886 --> 01:05:43,960 Honey, I just don't think we can fire him now, 1111 01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:46,127 because he got us through the storm. 1112 01:05:46,137 --> 01:05:48,303 Katherine, he almost got us killed in that storm! 1113 01:05:50,845 --> 01:05:53,501 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you. I really... It's just that... 1114 01:05:53,511 --> 01:05:57,376 See, you don't totally understand, I don't think. He's eating my brain! 1115 01:05:57,386 --> 01:05:59,918 Okay? He's taking over our lives. 1116 01:05:59,928 --> 01:06:03,376 Honey, you're exaggerating. You really are. 1117 01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:05,751 Hey, look who I found dancing with all the pretty girls. 1118 01:06:05,761 --> 01:06:09,168 Ah, Dad, this is great. Ben, you don't have to wear those glasses. 1119 01:06:09,178 --> 01:06:12,876 I really don't mind. Honey, you know what? Let's not wear 'em. Okay? 1120 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:15,543 No, Mom, I'm fine. Yeah, yeah. Kitty's right, swab. 1121 01:06:15,553 --> 01:06:17,543 You know, in major ports, I go without the patch myself 1122 01:06:17,553 --> 01:06:19,876 on account it puts some people off. 1123 01:06:19,886 --> 01:06:21,886 I don't like to draw attention to myself, so I lose it. 1124 01:06:26,553 --> 01:06:30,293 You know, I got news for you, Ron. If I had a hand mirror 1125 01:06:30,303 --> 01:06:33,626 right now, and you could get a load of... Caroline, come over here. 1126 01:06:33,636 --> 01:06:37,043 Whoa! That was so cool! 1127 01:06:37,053 --> 01:06:39,585 Great! Okay. Let's take a walk, shall we? 1128 01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:41,553 Now, you kids keep up. Okay. come on, let's go. 1129 01:06:48,761 --> 01:06:49,636 Hi. 1130 01:06:50,761 --> 01:06:53,751 Yes, I will, in fact, admit 1131 01:06:53,761 --> 01:06:56,293 that I think Captain Ron's a little rough around the edges. 1132 01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:59,585 No, no, no. Honey, he is a psycho! 1133 01:06:59,595 --> 01:07:02,886 Well, you say psycho. I... I mean, what does that mean? 1134 01:07:04,595 --> 01:07:06,626 Swab, help me out. I lost my eye! 1135 01:07:06,636 --> 01:07:07,720 Do you see it? There it goes! 1136 01:07:09,095 --> 01:07:11,751 I love this. I love it! 1137 01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:15,501 I mean, think of it. This is an experience of a lifetime! 1138 01:07:15,511 --> 01:07:16,761 Hang on! Hang on! There it is! There it is! 1139 01:07:17,595 --> 01:07:19,960 Excuse me. 1140 01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:23,585 - Will you please back off? - I lost my eye, man. 1141 01:07:23,595 --> 01:07:26,251 And, honey, Caroline hasn't once mentioned being engaged. 1142 01:07:26,261 --> 01:07:28,960 And Ben... Yeah, Ben. Let me tell you something about Ben. 1143 01:07:28,970 --> 01:07:31,751 I wanted this to be a fantastic bonding experience 1144 01:07:31,761 --> 01:07:34,751 for the two of us, father and son. 1145 01:07:34,761 --> 01:07:37,334 Now, he's bonding all right. He's bonding with Captain Cyclops back there. 1146 01:07:37,344 --> 01:07:38,595 Honey, he's such a character! 1147 01:07:42,636 --> 01:07:43,511 Honey, where are the kids? 1148 01:07:45,178 --> 01:07:46,428 They're there. They're... Ben! 1149 01:07:47,595 --> 01:07:48,595 They were right there. 1150 01:07:50,261 --> 01:07:51,261 Caroline! 1151 01:07:52,595 --> 01:07:53,469 Benjamin! 1152 01:07:58,970 --> 01:07:59,970 Sorry. Caroline! 1153 01:08:03,344 --> 01:08:04,469 Benjamin! 1154 01:08:05,678 --> 01:08:06,636 Ben! 1155 01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:10,710 Katherine! Did you find them? 1156 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,553 What? No. No. 1157 01:08:13,553 --> 01:08:16,334 Come on, forget it. Come on, get up. 1158 01:08:16,344 --> 01:08:18,469 It never did fit, anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom-made. 1159 01:08:20,344 --> 01:08:21,511 Hey, where's Mom and Dad? 1160 01:08:27,053 --> 01:08:29,835 I'm just saying, I don't think it was smart 1161 01:08:29,845 --> 01:08:32,835 to mention that we brought revolutionaries onto the island. 1162 01:08:32,845 --> 01:08:36,043 I'm not trying to start a fight. It's just my opinion. 1163 01:08:36,053 --> 01:08:38,418 I was just trying to impress upon them 1164 01:08:38,428 --> 01:08:40,501 the kind of person I think Captain Ron is. That's all. 1165 01:08:40,511 --> 01:08:43,710 Mr. And Mrs. Harvey? I'm Bill Zachery from the U.S. State Department. 1166 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,668 I've got good news for you. Oh, you found our children. 1167 01:08:46,678 --> 01:08:48,595 No, but you're not being charged with subversion. 1168 01:08:49,886 --> 01:08:50,678 Hey, there's a break. 1169 01:08:52,303 --> 01:08:53,386 But you are being expelled from the island. 1170 01:08:54,469 --> 01:08:57,720 What? When? Now. 1171 01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,053 What in the Sam Hill is going on? 1172 01:10:08,303 --> 01:10:11,012 Caroline! Hi! You guys are back early, huh? 1173 01:10:12,511 --> 01:10:14,668 What are you doing? The meringue. 1174 01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,501 Honey, where is your brother? Oh. he's around here someplace. 1175 01:10:17,511 --> 01:10:21,168 You guys! See, it was Captain Ron's idea. 1176 01:10:21,178 --> 01:10:22,459 He didn't want us wandering around in the street 1177 01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:24,418 'cause he said something might happen. 1178 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:27,543 So we found this band and these people and we just had a party. 1179 01:10:27,553 --> 01:10:29,835 Honey, we thought you were in some kind of trouble or something. 1180 01:10:29,845 --> 01:10:31,793 We were worried sick the whole time we were in jail. 1181 01:10:31,803 --> 01:10:33,626 You guys were in jail? 1182 01:10:33,636 --> 01:10:35,168 Just don't worry about jail, okay? It's a long story. 1183 01:10:35,178 --> 01:10:38,293 Who's this guy? This is Mamba. 1184 01:10:38,303 --> 01:10:40,376 Oh, he doesn't speak a lot of English, but he's really cute. 1185 01:10:40,386 --> 01:10:43,085 And he's a local artist, and Mom, Dad guess what. 1186 01:10:43,095 --> 01:10:45,085 Don't tell me. You're engaged? 1187 01:10:45,095 --> 01:10:46,751 Right? No, I didn't get engaged! Come on. 1188 01:10:46,761 --> 01:10:49,501 I got tattooed. 1189 01:10:49,511 --> 01:10:52,668 What? Mamba did it. It's, like, this cool little rose. 1190 01:10:52,678 --> 01:10:55,334 Are you saying... Honey, where did you get this tattoo? 1191 01:10:55,344 --> 01:10:59,127 At Mamba's shop. No, I mean, where on your body? 1192 01:10:59,137 --> 01:11:01,876 Mom, it's kind of private. You let a guy 1193 01:11:01,886 --> 01:11:03,751 with a spider on his head 1194 01:11:03,761 --> 01:11:06,960 tattoo you someplace "kind of private"? Dreadlocks, Daddy! 1195 01:11:06,970 --> 01:11:09,334 Well, you know, Dad, things could be a lot worse. How? 1196 01:11:09,344 --> 01:11:10,886 Hey, what happened to the music? 1197 01:11:14,344 --> 01:11:15,845 Uh-oh. Coming through. 'Scuse me, beep-beep. 1198 01:11:17,261 --> 01:11:18,459 - Sweetie! - Come back here! 1199 01:11:18,469 --> 01:11:19,303 Excuse me. 'Scuse me, folks. 1200 01:11:20,553 --> 01:11:21,511 Ben! Honey! 1201 01:11:23,178 --> 01:11:24,251 Ben! 1202 01:11:24,261 --> 01:11:25,178 Whoa! 1203 01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:31,928 Ben! 1204 01:11:35,012 --> 01:11:39,293 Whoa! You hurt? 1205 01:11:39,303 --> 01:11:40,595 See, I told you not to leave those bottles laying around! 1206 01:11:41,678 --> 01:11:42,428 You cretin! 1207 01:11:44,553 --> 01:11:48,043 Angeline's no cretin, boss. She's a Puerto Rican. 1208 01:11:48,053 --> 01:11:50,543 I'm not talking to Angeline. We're just playing a game, Dad. 1209 01:11:50,553 --> 01:11:52,710 - Strip Monopoly. - What? 1210 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,585 Well, that's just because we ran out of money, see. 1211 01:11:54,595 --> 01:11:56,168 I mean, she is kicking our ass here, right? 1212 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:58,293 Where's Ben? He went that way. 1213 01:11:58,303 --> 01:12:00,127 Don't hide from me, sweetie. You tattooed my kids. 1214 01:12:00,137 --> 01:12:02,168 Who is this guy? Already I don't like him a lot. 1215 01:12:02,178 --> 01:12:05,751 Dad, it's fake. It washes off. Oh, thank God. 1216 01:12:05,761 --> 01:12:07,751 Thank God. 1217 01:12:07,761 --> 01:12:10,251 Caroline's is fake too? No, that's real, boss. 1218 01:12:10,261 --> 01:12:11,543 That's primo work. 1219 01:12:11,553 --> 01:12:12,344 You're fired. 1220 01:12:17,261 --> 01:12:18,886 Boss! Boss, wait a minute. 1221 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:24,085 Come on, let's at least have a dialog here, boss, huh? 1222 01:12:24,095 --> 01:12:25,793 Captain Ron, I'm really sorry. 1223 01:12:25,803 --> 01:12:27,251 But really, giving the children beer, 1224 01:12:27,261 --> 01:12:28,418 and bringing that woman around! 1225 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:30,209 We just can't have it. 1226 01:12:30,219 --> 01:12:32,626 - Angeline's okay. - Roscoe's the jerk. 1227 01:12:32,636 --> 01:12:35,251 Yeah, we saw Roscoe on our way in. 1228 01:12:35,261 --> 01:12:38,418 And you'll be seeing him again, man, if I don't get paid $500. 1229 01:12:38,428 --> 01:12:41,251 For what? She had Park Place with three hotels, Dad. 1230 01:12:41,261 --> 01:12:44,293 Okay, let's go. Hang on. Just curb it a second, will you? 1231 01:12:44,303 --> 01:12:48,918 Look, boss... Former boss, what can I tell you, man? The woman had a system. 1232 01:12:48,928 --> 01:12:51,835 All right? I didn't get it figured out till just before you guys got back. 1233 01:12:51,845 --> 01:12:53,585 Now, if you let us back in that game, 1234 01:12:53,595 --> 01:12:56,418 I'm completely positive we can whittle that down some. 1235 01:12:56,428 --> 01:12:59,293 You whittle yourself out of my life, okay? And, you, 1236 01:12:59,303 --> 01:13:02,835 Miss Park Place, tell Roscoe you're not getting Jack! 1237 01:13:02,845 --> 01:13:07,459 I wouldn't do that, boss. Well, I would. You're outta here. Beat it! 1238 01:13:07,469 --> 01:13:10,293 Get your tattoo back on that boat! Daddy, you're embarrassing me. 1239 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:11,970 I'll do more than that if you don't get going. Move! 1240 01:13:18,137 --> 01:13:18,928 Caroline. 1241 01:13:32,636 --> 01:13:33,595 Oh, man. 1242 01:13:57,386 --> 01:13:59,845 Well, you know, it'll take some time to get over this. 1243 01:14:02,219 --> 01:14:05,002 But we'll get by somehow, we always do. 1244 01:14:05,012 --> 01:14:06,053 I didn't think we would survive this. 1245 01:14:08,469 --> 01:14:11,043 - Don't worry, baby. - In a couple days, 1246 01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:12,845 we'll be in Florida, we'll sell this stupid thing and go home. 1247 01:14:14,595 --> 01:14:17,835 We'll just forget about the whole thing. 1248 01:14:17,845 --> 01:14:19,886 You know, it's something that seemed like a good idea at one time. 1249 01:14:21,386 --> 01:14:24,261 Martin? Martin, you know that Roscoe man? 1250 01:14:25,845 --> 01:14:26,720 Honey. 1251 01:14:31,886 --> 01:14:33,585 The pirates of the Caribbean! 1252 01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:34,553 What? 1253 01:14:35,219 --> 01:14:36,386 Oh, no. 1254 01:14:47,386 --> 01:14:48,886 So, think we'll ever see our boat again? 1255 01:15:31,595 --> 01:15:33,209 Hey, guys, hurry! Wake up. 1256 01:15:33,219 --> 01:15:35,043 What? Sharks! What? What? 1257 01:15:35,053 --> 01:15:37,043 We're gonna die! No, land! 1258 01:15:37,053 --> 01:15:38,459 What? Where? 1259 01:15:38,469 --> 01:15:39,261 Paddle, everyone. We're gonna live! 1260 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:43,178 Okay. 1261 01:15:48,511 --> 01:15:50,845 Okay. It's land! It's land! 1262 01:15:51,970 --> 01:15:53,209 Honey. Ooh! 1263 01:15:53,219 --> 01:15:54,803 Oh, Dad! Sorry! 1264 01:16:01,261 --> 01:16:02,137 This is so heavy. Whoa! 1265 01:16:09,845 --> 01:16:12,835 Where is it? Honey, I don't care where it is. It's dry land. 1266 01:16:12,845 --> 01:16:14,334 Yeah! Let's find a hotel. 1267 01:16:14,344 --> 01:16:16,793 Okay, now. First things first. Okay. 1268 01:16:16,803 --> 01:16:20,293 Just calm down, stay here. I'm gonna find out exactly where we are. Okay? 1269 01:16:20,303 --> 01:16:23,127 Now, in five-and-a-half hours, the stores open, 1270 01:16:23,137 --> 01:16:25,668 we can get some clean, dry clothes. 1271 01:16:25,678 --> 01:16:30,293 So, in the meantime, I want everyone to dry off as best they can. 1272 01:16:30,303 --> 01:16:32,334 Back to the raft! Back to the raft! 1273 01:16:32,344 --> 01:16:34,626 What? Go, get in the raft. Just get in, get in. 1274 01:16:34,636 --> 01:16:36,678 Back to the raft! Martin, what is it? 1275 01:16:42,219 --> 01:16:44,293 Prohibit to pass. 1276 01:16:44,303 --> 01:16:46,678 Look, let's just go to the most important part of the sign, shall we? 1277 01:16:48,428 --> 01:16:50,012 Cuba. We're in Cuba? 1278 01:16:51,511 --> 01:16:52,501 Wouldn't you just know it? 1279 01:16:52,511 --> 01:16:53,511 What's so bad about Cuba? 1280 01:16:54,553 --> 01:16:56,168 Yeah, I agree with Caroline. 1281 01:16:56,178 --> 01:16:58,501 - It's land. - Yeah. 1282 01:16:58,511 --> 01:17:00,168 You're now agreeing with someone whose world view 1283 01:17:00,178 --> 01:17:02,501 is based on I Love Lucy reruns. 1284 01:17:02,511 --> 01:17:05,376 The world's changed a lot since Ricky Ricardo. Trust me. 1285 01:17:05,386 --> 01:17:09,418 Honey, they did the Today show in Cuba. 1286 01:17:09,428 --> 01:17:12,876 Oh, well, then let's just get some cigars and relax. 1287 01:17:12,886 --> 01:17:14,710 You don't have to be sarcastic. I'm not being sarcastic. 1288 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,376 I'm just saying it's better that we're here. 1289 01:17:16,386 --> 01:17:18,251 If it's safe enough for the Today show, it's safe enough for us. 1290 01:17:18,261 --> 01:17:20,376 Now, listen. This is a communist country. 1291 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,501 Since the breakup of the Soviet Union, 1292 01:17:22,511 --> 01:17:23,720 there's tension everywhere. 1293 01:17:35,761 --> 01:17:36,678 Dad! 1294 01:18:07,845 --> 01:18:08,720 Martin? 1295 01:18:11,261 --> 01:18:14,751 Is it possible that we've been drifting for 16 hours, 1296 01:18:14,761 --> 01:18:17,002 and we've ended up in the same spot as our boat? 1297 01:18:17,012 --> 01:18:18,334 Isn't that a little odd? 1298 01:18:18,344 --> 01:18:21,459 Relatively speaking, no. Relative to what? 1299 01:18:21,469 --> 01:18:24,418 To the fact that the last three... Hey! 1300 01:18:24,428 --> 01:18:26,876 Creeps, stay outta my... What are you doing? 1301 01:18:26,886 --> 01:18:27,761 Stop, Caroline! 1302 01:18:29,469 --> 01:18:30,428 Good one, Caroline. Be quiet! 1303 01:18:31,469 --> 01:18:32,303 Everyone, be quiet! 1304 01:18:35,012 --> 01:18:38,251 All right. Now, what are we gonna do? What can we do? 1305 01:18:38,261 --> 01:18:41,085 The sun is almost up. We're in an unfriendly country. 1306 01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:45,043 We have no money, no passport, no reasonable explanation for even being here. 1307 01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:47,751 Well, we've got our boat. No, no, honey, I think if you look, 1308 01:18:47,761 --> 01:18:48,636 you'll notice the pirates have our boat. 1309 01:18:49,886 --> 01:18:52,085 You know what? 1310 01:18:52,095 --> 01:18:56,209 It's still our boat. We cleaned the stupid thing. We sailed it. It's ours. 1311 01:18:56,219 --> 01:18:59,835 What do you expect us to do? Well, honey, I think she expects us to get it back. 1312 01:18:59,845 --> 01:19:02,626 Think about it, Katherine. 1313 01:19:02,636 --> 01:19:04,803 Bloodthirsty, heavily-armed pirates against the Harvey family. 1314 01:19:08,095 --> 01:19:09,511 Guys, it would take a miracle. 1315 01:19:17,219 --> 01:19:18,761 Yeah! 1316 01:19:24,303 --> 01:19:27,918 - It's Captain Ron! - All right, get in. 1317 01:19:27,928 --> 01:19:30,793 What the hell are you doing? Creating a diversion so I can rescue you. 1318 01:19:30,803 --> 01:19:34,251 We don't need you to rescue us. Honey, I think we do. 1319 01:19:34,261 --> 01:19:36,876 Get in! Get in! Hurry! 1320 01:19:36,886 --> 01:19:39,043 Pirates, just like you said, Captain Ron. 1321 01:19:39,053 --> 01:19:41,543 Yeah. Pirates are easy. It's the Cuban cops you gotta worry about. 1322 01:19:41,553 --> 01:19:43,793 Grand theft auto is a major biggie around here. 1323 01:19:43,803 --> 01:19:45,720 - Grand theft auto? 1324 01:19:48,386 --> 01:19:50,835 You stole this car? Borrowed it, boss. 1325 01:19:50,845 --> 01:19:51,918 Are there seat belts? 1326 01:19:51,928 --> 01:19:53,043 How'd you know where to find us, Captain Ron? 1327 01:19:53,053 --> 01:19:55,219 Didn't. You just got lucky. That's your opinion. 1328 01:20:30,386 --> 01:20:31,219 Huh? 1329 01:20:37,845 --> 01:20:38,720 What happened? 1330 01:21:12,428 --> 01:21:14,918 All right, you fire up the boat, boss. 1331 01:21:14,928 --> 01:21:18,501 I'll take 'em around again and ditch the pirates! No! 1332 01:21:18,511 --> 01:21:20,137 Honey, we'll be right back! 1333 01:21:21,761 --> 01:21:23,970 Oh! 1334 01:21:41,803 --> 01:21:43,678 Ow! 1335 01:21:56,511 --> 01:21:58,219 Sh... Come on. 1336 01:22:02,636 --> 01:22:03,469 Watch this! 1337 01:22:14,178 --> 01:22:16,085 You jerks! 1338 01:22:16,095 --> 01:22:19,168 That was so cool. You totally faked those guys out. 1339 01:22:19,178 --> 01:22:22,002 I'm really glad you're back, Captain Ron. And I'm there for you, swab. 1340 01:22:22,012 --> 01:22:25,376 Dad, he tries, but he usually screws things up. Not like you. 1341 01:22:25,386 --> 01:22:28,334 Lighten up. You know, Dad does the best he can. 1342 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:28,845 I mean, it's not his fault that... 1343 01:22:43,886 --> 01:22:44,720 Start! 1344 01:22:47,053 --> 01:22:49,678 I hate you. I hate everything about you, you stupid, ugly-looking... 1345 01:22:57,261 --> 01:22:58,219 All right, everybody grab their shit! 1346 01:23:02,845 --> 01:23:05,043 Come on. Come on. 1347 01:23:05,053 --> 01:23:07,710 Oh, no, he hasn't gotten it started yet. Hang on. Hang on a second. 1348 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:10,334 Mom? Uh, you guys wait here a minute, 1349 01:23:10,344 --> 01:23:11,720 and I'll see if I can give him a hand. 1350 01:23:16,553 --> 01:23:17,720 Come on. It'll be okay. 1351 01:23:19,261 --> 01:23:20,219 Oh! Kids! 1352 01:23:24,553 --> 01:23:27,428 Oh, shit. Come on! On the top, quick! 1353 01:23:30,137 --> 01:23:32,585 Ben, get down and stay down. Okay. 1354 01:23:32,595 --> 01:23:32,928 Hurry, up on the bow. 1355 01:23:35,595 --> 01:23:36,428 Mom, slack off. 1356 01:23:37,845 --> 01:23:38,761 Look! 1357 01:23:40,845 --> 01:23:41,595 Okay, all aboard! 1358 01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:48,127 Yes! Good! 1359 01:23:48,137 --> 01:23:48,928 Off we go. 1360 01:23:51,428 --> 01:23:53,543 Sorry, boss. 1361 01:23:53,553 --> 01:23:55,501 Fell. I think I broke my leg. 1362 01:23:55,511 --> 01:23:57,428 Dad, help! Dad! 1363 01:24:00,678 --> 01:24:04,803 Dad, help! Dad! 1364 01:24:07,595 --> 01:24:09,960 Dad! Dad! 1365 01:24:09,970 --> 01:24:11,261 Dad, over there! 1366 01:24:18,219 --> 01:24:20,636 Whoa! 1367 01:24:25,886 --> 01:24:26,636 Wow! 1368 01:24:28,137 --> 01:24:31,127 Look, Mom! Did you see that? 1369 01:24:31,137 --> 01:24:34,960 Well, just don't sit there. Someone pull me in, come on. 1370 01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:36,803 Kids, grab the main sheet! Bring him in! 1371 01:24:38,678 --> 01:24:41,876 - Caroline, come on! - Hold on, Dad! 1372 01:24:41,886 --> 01:24:44,585 We gotcha, Dad. We gotcha. Hold on. 1373 01:24:44,595 --> 01:24:46,668 A couple more feet, then you're here, Dad. 1374 01:24:46,678 --> 01:24:48,012 Pull me in. Okay. Okay, come on. 1375 01:24:50,261 --> 01:24:53,334 All right! Oh, Dad! 1376 01:24:53,344 --> 01:24:55,710 That was the coolest thing I've ever seen. 1377 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:59,043 You say that now! Okay, just tie this up, okay? 1378 01:24:59,053 --> 01:25:00,137 Yeah, okay. Ben, grab the line. 1379 01:25:02,137 --> 01:25:03,678 Martin, are you all right? 1380 01:25:05,678 --> 01:25:08,209 Yes, I'm fine. Captain Ron broke his leg, though, I think. 1381 01:25:08,219 --> 01:25:09,678 What? Oh. I'm serious. Better go see. 1382 01:25:11,303 --> 01:25:13,668 Yay, Dad! Yay, Ben! 1383 01:25:13,678 --> 01:25:14,678 Kitty, that's all right. I'm... 1384 01:25:17,553 --> 01:25:19,012 Stupid pirates. Who do they think they are, anyway? 1385 01:25:20,636 --> 01:25:22,418 I just wish we had it all on video. Oh, Daddy. 1386 01:25:22,428 --> 01:25:25,876 That's a good idea. We'll do that. Okay, okay. 1387 01:25:25,886 --> 01:25:28,543 That was so cool! Did you show those guys or what? 1388 01:25:28,553 --> 01:25:30,835 You know about broken bones, huh? Yeah. 1389 01:25:30,845 --> 01:25:33,376 I took a Red Cross first aid course. 1390 01:25:33,386 --> 01:25:35,293 It shows. Yeah. 1391 01:25:35,303 --> 01:25:36,751 All right, here. 1392 01:25:36,761 --> 01:25:37,761 All right, now, we're gonna get a splint. 1393 01:25:39,761 --> 01:25:42,251 Oh, shoot! I was supposed to do the splint first. That's all right. 1394 01:25:42,261 --> 01:25:44,219 All right, kids. Nothing can stop us now. 1395 01:25:49,678 --> 01:25:51,751 You go tell the boss there's a small island out there. 1396 01:25:51,761 --> 01:25:55,376 All right? Los Palominos. It's on the chart. Okay. 1397 01:25:55,386 --> 01:25:57,376 All we gotta do is get there, everything's Jake. 1398 01:25:57,386 --> 01:25:58,960 We're out of Cuban waters. 1399 01:25:58,970 --> 01:26:00,012 Do you smell something? 1400 01:26:03,386 --> 01:26:04,428 Dad, what's that? 1401 01:26:06,053 --> 01:26:07,053 Oh, my God! 1402 01:26:12,678 --> 01:26:13,428 Martin? 1403 01:26:14,678 --> 01:26:15,886 Okay, okay, now, hold on. 1404 01:26:17,595 --> 01:26:18,720 Not much point, boss. 1405 01:26:22,095 --> 01:26:24,261 Bearings just burned out. Well, what does that mean? 1406 01:26:26,095 --> 01:26:27,386 It means I forgot to fill it with oil. 1407 01:26:33,636 --> 01:26:36,293 Well, what do we do? There's gotta be something. 1408 01:26:36,303 --> 01:26:37,553 Well, Captain Ron can we... Not this time, swab. 1409 01:26:38,928 --> 01:26:40,793 I'm kind of out of action here. 1410 01:26:40,803 --> 01:26:41,928 Bone's about to punch through the skin. 1411 01:26:45,803 --> 01:26:49,585 Boss, them pirate guys usually don't like to lose. 1412 01:26:49,595 --> 01:26:51,303 It's an honor kind of a deal with them. 1413 01:26:54,344 --> 01:26:55,137 Mr. Harvey, 1414 01:26:57,137 --> 01:26:58,303 I crossed these guys once before. 1415 01:27:01,469 --> 01:27:04,303 And they can get to be a little... Little messy, you know what I mean? 1416 01:27:13,178 --> 01:27:15,585 Okay, on deck. We're gonna get the sails up. 1417 01:27:15,595 --> 01:27:17,710 Dad, we don't... Yes. You wanna save this boat or not? 1418 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:19,668 Then let's go. Okay. You heard your father. Come on. Move it, quick. 1419 01:27:19,678 --> 01:27:22,334 Yeah! That's more like it. Now you're talking! 1420 01:27:22,344 --> 01:27:24,459 You can do it, mates! I've never seen such sailors, 1421 01:27:24,469 --> 01:27:26,668 not in all my born days, I ain't. 1422 01:27:26,678 --> 01:27:28,344 Naturals! By God, everyone of you's naturals. 1423 01:27:30,511 --> 01:27:33,085 We're gonna fucking die. 1424 01:27:33,095 --> 01:27:34,469 Okay, you all know what to do. 1425 01:27:37,511 --> 01:27:38,344 Man! 1426 01:27:42,886 --> 01:27:45,876 Caroline, get the gaskets! Yeah. 1427 01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:49,043 All right, Katherine, on the mizzenmast. Ben, tail the main sheet. 1428 01:27:49,053 --> 01:27:49,511 I got the staysail. 1429 01:27:58,720 --> 01:27:59,678 Go, Katy, go! 1430 01:28:10,137 --> 01:28:12,501 We're too far into the wind. 1431 01:28:12,511 --> 01:28:13,928 We gotta bring her around. Okay. 1432 01:28:17,511 --> 01:28:18,386 Caroline, come here! 1433 01:28:20,845 --> 01:28:21,553 Right. Sorry. 1434 01:28:22,303 --> 01:28:23,553 Go! Pull back. 1435 01:28:30,386 --> 01:28:31,219 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! 1436 01:28:33,886 --> 01:28:36,543 - Pull! - I'm trying. 1437 01:28:36,553 --> 01:28:38,251 Come on, you're a tough babe. You've got a tattoo. 1438 01:28:38,261 --> 01:28:40,585 Dad, it's just a little tattoo. 1439 01:28:40,595 --> 01:28:41,886 Well, then, be a little tough, then. 1440 01:28:42,803 --> 01:28:43,845 Hey, Guantanamo, wake up! 1441 01:28:56,970 --> 01:29:01,251 Atta boy, boss. You got the wind now! 1442 01:29:01,261 --> 01:29:03,751 Okay. Okay. 1443 01:29:03,761 --> 01:29:05,459 All right, go, go, go. I got it. 1444 01:29:05,469 --> 01:29:06,428 Just hang on. Yeah, I got it. 1445 01:29:13,928 --> 01:29:15,251 Okay, got it. 1446 01:29:15,261 --> 01:29:16,095 Got it? Yeah! 1447 01:29:32,428 --> 01:29:33,636 Wow! It's awesome, Dad. 1448 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:52,970 Dad! 1449 01:30:01,553 --> 01:30:02,303 Maybe it's nobody. 1450 01:30:03,219 --> 01:30:03,970 Yeah, maybe. 1451 01:30:10,469 --> 01:30:13,376 Hey, come on, man. We're doing our job out here. You guys do yours. 1452 01:30:13,386 --> 01:30:14,261 These people are taxpayers. 1453 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:33,678 Oh, geez! Gunplay! 1454 01:30:39,012 --> 01:30:42,168 Let's go. What are you, born stupid? Stay down! 1455 01:30:42,178 --> 01:30:44,376 Stay calm. They're not gonna shoot at me and my family! 1456 01:30:44,386 --> 01:30:47,085 What are you doing? 1457 01:30:47,095 --> 01:30:50,459 You blew a hole in our boat with this, and I'm gonna blow a hole in their boat! 1458 01:30:50,469 --> 01:30:53,835 Fellas, this is a serious call for help out here! 1459 01:30:53,845 --> 01:30:54,803 That's different. We have dry rot. 1460 01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:03,960 Hey, there are children on this boat! 1461 01:31:03,970 --> 01:31:06,251 We have had enough... 1462 01:31:06,261 --> 01:31:07,209 Whoa! Mom's pissed! 1463 01:31:07,219 --> 01:31:08,219 ...of you! 1464 01:31:12,261 --> 01:31:13,012 Huh? Huh? 1465 01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:16,053 How much did you pay for this thing? 1466 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,459 Mom! Mom! Over there! 1467 01:31:20,469 --> 01:31:22,751 Look! Look! 1468 01:31:22,761 --> 01:31:25,636 What's that? That's the U.S. Coast Guard! 1469 01:31:28,386 --> 01:31:31,511 We're the Harvey family. We're from Chicago. 1470 01:31:39,845 --> 01:31:41,710 I'll try to get them on the radio before they start shooting at us. 1471 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:43,428 We're Americans! 1472 01:31:44,970 --> 01:31:47,845 All right, Coast Guard! Kick ass! 1473 01:31:50,261 --> 01:31:51,095 Hey! 1474 01:31:54,261 --> 01:31:57,835 Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. 1475 01:31:57,845 --> 01:32:00,293 Yeah, I've always been a fast healer. 1476 01:32:00,303 --> 01:32:03,251 You know. Of course, I believe in Jesus, so that helps. 1477 01:32:03,261 --> 01:32:05,626 U.S. Coast Guard cutter Daniel Peerman 1478 01:32:05,636 --> 01:32:07,751 calling 60-foot catch off Los Palominos Island. 1479 01:32:07,761 --> 01:32:08,469 Come in, please. 1480 01:32:10,678 --> 01:32:12,543 This is the Wanderer. Go ahead. 1481 01:32:12,553 --> 01:32:14,710 Commander L. W. Morgan sends his greetings, sir. 1482 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,095 May we speak with the Captain, please? 1483 01:32:20,012 --> 01:32:21,428 May we speak with the Captain, please? Over. 1484 01:32:22,845 --> 01:32:23,720 That's you, boss. 1485 01:32:25,344 --> 01:32:26,261 You're the captain now. 1486 01:32:45,970 --> 01:32:48,793 Day 30, new log, 1487 01:32:48,803 --> 01:32:51,303 old log having fallen into the hands of the pirates of the Caribbean. 1488 01:32:54,761 --> 01:32:56,261 We said goodbye to Captain Ron today. 1489 01:32:57,970 --> 01:33:00,960 He hadn't been in the States for seven years. 1490 01:33:00,970 --> 01:33:02,178 Something about the statute of limitations. 1491 01:33:03,303 --> 01:33:04,261 I didn't ask questions. 1492 01:33:08,178 --> 01:33:10,835 He kept his promise to Ben, promoting him from swab to mate. 1493 01:33:10,845 --> 01:33:12,636 You're a mate now. Bye, Captain Ron. 1494 01:33:17,636 --> 01:33:19,303 He traded hair-grooming tips with Caroline. 1495 01:33:24,469 --> 01:33:25,918 We're gonna miss you. 1496 01:33:25,928 --> 01:33:29,678 And he kissed Katherine. In fact, I think he French-kissed her. 1497 01:33:32,178 --> 01:33:33,012 You're a lucky man, boss. 1498 01:33:43,053 --> 01:33:46,053 Then, as suddenly and as mysteriously as he'd come into our lives... 1499 01:33:47,219 --> 01:33:48,053 Captain Ron! 1500 01:33:52,178 --> 01:33:52,886 ...he was gone, 1501 01:33:54,386 --> 01:33:55,511 and our adventure was over. 1502 01:34:08,137 --> 01:34:08,886 Come here. 1503 01:34:10,845 --> 01:34:13,209 Got that Harvey boat coming in a few minutes. 1504 01:34:13,219 --> 01:34:15,876 As soon as we sign the papers, I wanna pull it outta the water. 1505 01:34:15,886 --> 01:34:18,501 You want it surveyed? Nah, it's a piece of junk. 1506 01:34:18,511 --> 01:34:20,334 It's been stripped. The engine's had it. 1507 01:34:20,344 --> 01:34:21,543 In fact, set her down back there, 1508 01:34:21,553 --> 01:34:22,751 and we'll cut her up for scrap next week. 1509 01:34:22,761 --> 01:34:24,251 Salvage what we can. 1510 01:34:24,261 --> 01:34:25,886 Got it? Good. Patti, let's go. 1511 01:34:34,303 --> 01:34:36,761 Just think, guys. Tomorrow at this time, we're gonna be home. 1512 01:35:14,553 --> 01:35:15,344 Yes. 1513 01:35:18,970 --> 01:35:23,127 Well, the way I look at it, we can do one of two things. 1514 01:35:23,137 --> 01:35:25,178 Sell the boat, go back to Chicago, get back in our old routine, 1515 01:35:26,095 --> 01:35:26,970 or don't! 1516 01:35:34,761 --> 01:35:36,876 Okay, coming about! 1517 01:35:36,886 --> 01:35:38,053 Good going! 1518 01:35:42,845 --> 01:35:44,970 Hey! Hey! 1519 01:35:47,095 --> 01:35:49,334 Where you going? 1520 01:35:49,344 --> 01:35:51,303 Outta the way. Here comes the Harvey family! 1521 01:35:52,344 --> 01:35:54,803 Hey, over here! 1522 01:35:55,803 --> 01:35:57,137 Hey, where we going? 1523 01:35:59,012 --> 01:35:59,720 Where we going, skipper? 1524 01:36:01,012 --> 01:36:01,845 I don't know. 1525 01:36:05,012 --> 01:36:06,668 But if we get lost, 1526 01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,511 we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions. 1527 01:36:16,886 --> 01:36:18,876 Oh, boy. 1528 01:36:18,886 --> 01:36:20,095 Look at that, Barbara. 1529 01:36:23,511 --> 01:36:24,511 You think we'll ever be able to do that? 1530 01:36:25,469 --> 01:36:27,334 Yeah, sure you will, boss. 1531 01:36:27,344 --> 01:36:30,127 I guarantee it. 1532 01:36:30,137 --> 01:36:32,209 All right, Babs, let's light the fires and kick the tires, huh? 1533 01:36:32,219 --> 01:36:34,376 Uh, hey. Push that back. 1534 01:36:34,386 --> 01:36:37,376 Hang on a second. 1535 01:36:37,386 --> 01:36:40,376 Whoa! Looks like you forgot to cast off there, boss. 1536 01:36:40,386 --> 01:36:42,418 That's okay. It could happen to anybody. 1537 01:36:42,428 --> 01:36:45,835 Listen, we just thought we'd check the boat out today, you know. 1538 01:36:45,845 --> 01:36:48,334 You know, 'cause we just got it yesterday. Ah, don't worry. 1539 01:36:48,344 --> 01:36:50,710 Best thing to do is get her out on the ocean, boss. 1540 01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:52,626 Anything that's gonna happen is gonna happen out there, right, Babs? 1541 01:36:52,636 --> 01:36:55,626 Yeah. Yeah, listen. Whoa! Whoa. 1542 01:36:55,636 --> 01:36:57,876 Yeah, well, just take it easy 'cause there's a lot of boats out there! 1543 01:36:57,886 --> 01:37:00,251 Ah, don't worry about it. They'll get out of our way, believe me. 1544 01:37:00,261 --> 01:37:02,553 I learned that driving the Saratoga.